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notthesmartestguy.bsky.social
Father, husband, engineer, veteran, creator of run on sentences. Old enough to know better: does not ... in fact ... know better.
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I don't need to be called out like this on a friday!
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I don't get it though. Why is it funny that the chicken crossed the road?
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@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
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Holy shit, I just spit coffee on my keyboard!šŸ˜‚
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Shh shh shh, he’s about to admit to rigging the vote
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The only 🧊 raid I’d approve of
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it’s not terribly surprising that a great many people who label themselves ā€œcentristā€ are in fact wind vanes that have no moral compass.
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There’s a name for people that work with nazis.
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But there are nazis who think Rage Against the Machine wasn’t political, so šŸ¤”
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Literal nazi brown shirts
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Social media. I just came on here to have fun with the TACO meme
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1. Everything else is just a name for more ones. 2? A pair of ones. 1/3? One divided by a triple one.
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Why can't I stop laughing at this?🤣
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It gives off the same vibe as a tarp on a muscle car
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Honestly? They don't see us as people. As the late great Terry Pratchett said "Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things."
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Honestly, it was sweeter. But those memories are fuzzy for some reason?
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Stand up CDC. TACO!
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The GOP wonders why we simply can’t agree with them on anything
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On the nose, unfortunately
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This line here makes me want to play this game more than any review I’ve watched!🤣
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I give it about six months before some blue States start writing their own guidelines, ignoring the CDC entirely. I’m pretty sure the dissolution of the union is the goal and this is only gonna hasten it, but that isn’t going to stop what’s coming
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Of course it’s written by AI. That unholy union of Benjamin Button and a catchers mitt can’t string together a sentence let alone a full paper.
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Stop making me want Apple TV, I don’t want to want Apple TV!
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This is bullshit, why does California get all the good stuff?
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Right on the money! Saved some lives in the developing world, did fuck all everywhere else.
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This was my first thought! I have a print in my office
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It’s also piezoelectric!
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No. We need homemade goodie bags. I have no interest in my kids bringing home more stickers and cheap toys that they’ll play with once and throw away. But I have a place of honor on my shelf for tiny knickknacks made by tiny hands.
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I think you’re right.
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Look at the thing trying to use human language. It would be endearing if it wasn’t so dangerous to those who listen
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Saving this for later, I just found her and I have to let that first poem digest a bit
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So this opens the door for every democrat in the country to sue Fox News then?
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But how? AI is terrible with continuity and repeatability. So every shot is new characters in a new location with a creepy voice that never gets the inflection right?
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There is always a new low to hit.
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You stole mine!
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anyone who says this has never been to the actual page where there is a link marked ā€œtips on technology and the governmentā€
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It’s always about eugenics with nazis.
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I only wear analog socks pressed from Peruvian llama vinyl.
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It’s because every large movement eventually gets co-opted by people who only want power.
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It reminds me of Isaac Asimov’s ā€œprofessionā€.
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Pyramids is a wild read
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I spent some time in Germany and now unless the beer comes from a small monastery that’s been doing it for hundreds of years I’m not interested.
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Same. I started taking notes and I was like oh my God how do I have time for all this?