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nuclearbutt.bsky.social
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you know it's real bad when i look at a frozen pizza and go "i could toss hot peppers on this"

why the fuck did we make mtx mean "microtransaction" it should obviously mean "male to xenomorph"

Broke: weight gain as a fat joke/punchline Woke: weight gain as a sign of comfort and security in one's life, image, or relationship

Can you help?

this came to me in a dream [ #deltarune #art ]

Not a single donation in 4+ days‼️😞 I'm starving, terrified, and losing my semester. No stable connection to even ask for help. Israhell keeps bombing us... All I want is a chance to live and follow my dreams. Pls don't let my future disappear. chuffed.org/project/layl...

brazilian Alien

got reminded of this

People outside the games industry don't grasp that this is absolutely unheard of. Workers don't get royalties, and we definitely don't get performance bonuses. When we make a hit game we sometimes just get laid off

The Snake Community's Tongs of Content

I bet they did

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

jd vance won't see your jokes about him fucking the couch, but you know who will? your friends that fucked the couch will why are you friends with jd vance

this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait

bought a local store's jar of hot peppers, because i am fully committed to unwhitening my ass

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

*tapping the microphone* when you say you like fat bitches do you mean it or do you mean curvy women

Mario trying to understand bottom surgery

incredible ai overview

@sugoishiba.bsky.social spotted

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... look at this guy blsky

when will someone lift me in the air and announce "best cat"

mr mars you are not beating the gay allegations with this fit (it looks real good though)