nyxlotus.bsky.social
cryptid imp, doodlin and gamin, perpetually tired with an unhinged sense of humour
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anyway this is just like the infamous tweet where a guy was like "why don't they just add a simple fact-checking layer to chatgpt?" the model is not capable of noticing when someone is having a break from reality! if it were it wouldn't be doing this in the first place!
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dpv's gloombolds are just lil' guys
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guac is extra though
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absolutely wild that the only scenario in which the nuclear waste is kept fully secure is the one with an anthropomorphic warhead advertising tourist attractions
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me sowing: ha ha, fuck yeah!
me reaping: well this sucks. what the fuck
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aww okay i was going to bring some over but i guess i'll just eat it myself
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i made banana bread
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they can't stop us!!
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hey buddy, are you okay?
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All Problems Now, Baby is the name of my memoir
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behold, a pet!
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i also miss grilled cheese
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as it should, that's not how you say it!
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wooderice ...
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maybe letting five conglomerates own everything was a bad idea
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on my way pal
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btw you're late on rent
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i've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty...
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"fine enough™" is my motto
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hey buddy, you okay?
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also friendly reminder that i take commissions! a character portrait like these start at $15 🎉
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excedrin is actually a combination of acetaminophen and aspirin plus caffeine! ibuprofen and aspirin are both nsaids (non steroidal anti inflammatories), so they should not be taken together, but they are different drugs :)
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there are definitely worse reasons to join a fandom
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dsp?
dick
suckin
pants ??
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gotta smoke 'em all or something
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at pax one year my coworker made a pikachu out of pipe cleaners for kiddo, they asked what it was and my friend said, "it's pikachu!" and kiddo squinted at it and was like, "are you sure?"
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as a fellow EDS human whose artistic output also took a nosedive thanks to health things, sending solidarity and validation 💜
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you're looking great!