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Swallow Knight

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has been awake for a couple hours looks around Ok, well, should probably go take a nap

submitted 22 hours ago • 7 comments

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 17 hours ago • 451 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 2 days ago • 143 comments

Legendary hater Charles Darwin

submitted 2 days ago • 49 comments

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

submitted 3 days ago • 178 comments

hey. hey. [pokes white people who love 2A with a stick] a tyrannical gov't is here, bud. hey. [poke]

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

My mind's tellin' me no, but my body, my body's also telling me no. I'm exhausted

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

submitted 4 days ago • 520 comments

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

submitted 4 days ago • 840 comments

egg prices continue to skyrocket. fish and wildlife fired. fuck it, I’m going to start eating bald eagle eggs

submitted 6 days ago • 58 comments

Books mentioning slavery, civil rights removed from shelves at Fort Campbell schools clarksvillenow.com/local/books-...

submitted 6 days ago • 523 comments

Luigi Mangione has a website now. "I am overwhelmed by - and grateful for - everyone who has written me to share their stories and express their support. Powerfully, this support has transcended political, racial, and even class divisions..."

submitted 6 days ago • 261 comments

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

submitted 5 days ago • 838 comments

when elon originally proposed getting rid of the entire VA my specific response was "if he did that there would be a 9/11 every day" and honestly I didn't realize how much less it would take for us to get to that point

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Disclosure About Your Retirement Plan: You're gonna work til you're dead lmao

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

Real fun to be a regular plane passenger sitting in an airport today.

submitted 5 days ago • 73 comments

Over 2,000 webpages containing LGBTQ+ information have been removed from federal government websites.

submitted 5 days ago • 84 comments

I Don't Want To Hear Both Sides Of The Story I Want To Hurt Bad People By Revealing Their Secrets

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

Hey, regarding Amazon disabling USB downloads: It can be totally bypassed with a download of free software, and one can strip out the DRM, by following the instructions at the link. Then the files are yours to do with as you will, as they should be.

submitted 6 days ago • 94 comments

It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out. They gut the FAA. Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted. Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.

submitted 6 days ago • 1092 comments

transgender will never go away

submitted 6 days ago • 146 comments

Man, I've got someone flying into the US from another country in a couple of months and as much as I want to see him, I'm fucking scared to have him get on a plane while this shit is going on.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Does this qualify as an emergency yet or should we check the polling in swing districts first

submitted 6 days ago • 175 comments

Five-hours-ago adderall vs ambien.. FIGHT!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

lol a dog rescue here in town named three adoptable puppies deny defend and depose

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 103 comments

lmao jesus

submitted 7 days ago • 25 comments

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

submitted 8 days ago • 540 comments

it’s all so predictable and that’s what makes it infuriating you aren’t crazy. you’re stuck in a reality most ppl don’t want to accept if you feel like a shaken soda waiting to be opened, please know it’s a normal response cognitive dissonance is a bitch

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

This UNBELIEVABLE 15-year-old with college and masters degrees is in medical school working on a doctorate,,, but federal funding has cut off her research and scholarships. We NEED more doctors,,, especially little black and brown girls to grow up believing they can be anything. gofund.me/1549247a

submitted 8 days ago • 115 comments

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🐆🥣😳 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

submitted 8 days ago • 582 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 8 days ago • 1909 comments

Reply to this if you are a stranger who would like to get blocked, I'm 3 away from 700

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Valentine's Day, especially to anyone who might identify with one of the letters in LGBTQ, particularly the day after someone Trumpy stripped the letter T and then the letter Q from the National Park Service website for Stonewall in New York City.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

On this day of love, be kind; pay it forward. ❤️

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Y'all gotta get comfortable talking about pornography and defending its right to exist and for people to look at it, even if you don't (but especially if you DO).

submitted 8 days ago • 27 comments

Say something. Do something. Defend our trans friends.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Allegory alert!

submitted 8 days ago • 224 comments

Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out. Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal. Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home. That. Do that.