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American expat in Asia, sports fan, cinephile, enraptured by puns, Christian clergy, biblical scholar, nerd medium.com/@mitchel.modibe
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Yeah, so “Saul went to a cave to relieve himself” (1 Samuel 24:3) doesn’t mean he went to take a nap. 💩 💩 💩 🧻

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So with the Trumpified States of America aligning with Russia I expect the Olympics and other world sport organizations to forbid displaying the letters USA before the names of American athletes and the playing of “The Star Spangled Banner” in medal ceremonies.

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Deleted Facebook. The last of the Zuckerberg apps. Feels good.

submitted 7 days ago • 113 comments

“Nobody has to party for less” on the left edge is the perfect caption for this photo ✌🏻

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Our order number is the Hebrew symbol for life (חי, chai, 8 + 10)…at the most life-affirming of restaurants, Burger King

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Stolen from a childhood friend’s fb. A bit of a self own that “Unpleasant Truths” are on the left 🤣

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Spoken like a true dictator.

submitted 8 days ago • 1288 comments

Both eggs and coffee have hit an all-time high under Donald Trump. Donald has waged a war on breakfast.

submitted 8 days ago • 50 comments

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: an administration (and its supporters) who believe that they are not limited by the rule of law have no moral or philosophical claim to the protection of the rule of law. “The law is whatever we say it is” warrants the same in response.

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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

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If these MAGA traitors are successful, aided and abetted by Christian fundamentalists afraid of persecution and marginalization for their faith…when the side of truth (i.e., not them) wins, you can be damn sure they will be more marginalized in the Second Republic.

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Me too, kid

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A group of investors led by Elon Musk is offering $97.4 billion to buy the nonprofit that controls OpenAI, according to the WSJ. What do you think Sam Altman is going to do?

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@gmashark.bsky.social Hi there from the Philippines. I was your student at Parma Junior High

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I used to work in sports betting, so kids pls take your auntie shauna’s advice here: don’t bet anything you can’t afford to lose, and ffs don’t chase your losses. take a deep breath and let em go. trust me on this. ok good talk.

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jfc even the coin toss is rigged #SuperBowl59 (this is satire dumba$$)

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the only redeeming thing about Roman numerals is that for #SuperBowl59 it sounds like “licks”

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Kinda funny seeing a #YouTubeTV ad on #Tubi #SuperBowl59

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Roman Numerals are ass #SuperBowl59

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decidedly mixed reaction to the closeup on 45/47 #SuperBowl59

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The Superb Owl is not Duolingo

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Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

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Elon Musk represents the enshittification of shitheads

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It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything

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I kind of love how nearly all drawings of 45/47 depict an absurdly long, usually red tie

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“DEI” is to 2025 what “reverse racism” was to 2022. Also “DEI” is to bullshit what “reverse racism” was to bullshit.

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🎶 New York, New York 🎶

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NEW: Judge Boardman’s preliminary injunction opinion blocking Trump’s EO to end birthright citizenship came in late Wednesday night. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Noah and his family repopulating the world is not a good example of committed people doing Christian evangelism, it’s a sex cult

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Laughs in TRS-80

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RFK jr. is MAGKA: Make America Get Killed Again

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What’s more is that there was no way David was going to lose; he turned the sitch in his favor

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#TheJonahSyndrome

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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

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"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks" www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...

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Trump signed, people died.

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angry birds has come true

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If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

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