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Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
tiny hands trump aka Krasnov apparently became a KGB operative in 1987
It all make so much sense
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But if they’re an asshole from the very beginning, can someone take them down with snarky insults and verbal jujitsu?
Asking for a friend?
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Wow, Dr Seuss must’ve been a tough book report for you
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I can keep going but I have friends to go keep up with
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I don’t know why you’re so angry when we’re practically related..,I mean… your mom was my grandpa’s mistress
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Do people shush you for breathing through your mouth to loudly
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The reason you’re an asshole is because it was your moms birth canal
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Oooo, let’s go middle schooler!
I can still smell the pickle juice from when your mommy tried to douche you out.
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Did your mom coach you on how to fill out the ballot and did you spend your entire allowance on the campaign?
Go back to twitter ya douche!
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Yeah, I heard incels get off on some weird shit
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You sound like a middle schooler. Does your mom know you’re shitposting?
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Hey! Kneelsonpillow! SUCK IT! All you dipshits did for four years giggling about Let’s go Brandon, but now you’re all offended?
Fuck Off!
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America first is a marketing gimmick. The Carrier Plant in Indianapolis the KGB recruit made famous in 2016 still moved jobs to Mexico anyway.
Tariffs were supposed to help, but domestic manufacturing just raised their prices and hurt consumers.
Don’t fall for a cheap red hat made in China.
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Portland Oregon is a beautiful city that like many urban areas in the west suffered during the pandemic. Many workers staying at home and working lead to some decaying. Sure thee were riots, but fuck those proud boys. Things are getting better and dema are still in power
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Hmmm, sounds like you need to start voting for democrats and stop watching fox
But as my wife says, you do you
We can agree to disagree
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I own notoriously stubborn dogs (Scottish terriers) and have known a few Chows. I mean no offense, but Chows….
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Hmmm, perhaps being an operative for the KGB will do it, but I’m sure his supporters will either not know what that is or turn him into James Bond
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FFS 🤦♂️
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When you don’t have a sense of purpose and are an intellectual imp, you become JD Vance
Don’t let him near your couch
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You could make a nice gin & tonic with that lime!
and that would be more action than Schumer is taking!
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He was sold as a competent businessman on the Apprentice and gullible Americans bought it.
Otherwise he was and still is a blithering idiot.
Everyone associated with that show should be ashamed!
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Poodles are smart and curious. trump is as dumb as a chow chow.
Sorry chow chow fans
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So much for not weaponizing the DOJ
Never saw that coming
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Ahhhhmerica, ruled by a KGB recruit, a ketamine addict, and a couch humper.
Our founders would be so proud 🥹
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I once threatened my children with reinstalling a rotary phone…oh the looks
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Perfect 👌🏻