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Highest density of words i had to look up … in years! www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Dear Yukari, Very generous of you, but he looks a bit of a twat.

China takes Hawaii. Europe tells Trump to settle. Sure.

Jesus wept.

Clear that Starmer and Macron did the grown up show in Washington - brilliantly. So the paid-to whinge wankers @theguardian.com do what they do best - whinge.

Genius Starmer.

Rather than having forecasters wear feet-crippling high heels, why not lower the TV weather map?

#Feedback @bbcradio4 Utter bollocks … I Wanna go back to Dixie is one of the greatest songs ever written. That’s why the US racists banned it.

What a pity the Palestinians can’t make batteries for Musk.

You never see Donald Trump and Lee Bowery together …

Now i realise the Stranglers and the Damned are two different groups. Will this never end?

Hank Wangford’s dad …. small world.

Musk appoints 2,500 mates to read replies …

Anyone thinking about going for breakfast at the re-opened garden centre next to Newcastle racecourse, go the day before. Or have breakfast before you leave.

Ailing Pope… “should have organised second coming years ago” claims Trump and names Kennedy as successor.

The family of Shiri Bibas put the Israeli government to shame.

Oh bliss …. www.soundonsound.com/news/spitfir...

Yep.

OK, hands up … which of you just lent Thames Water £3 billion ?

NHS App 15:30 “we have cancelled the appointment we didn’t tell you about at 9:40 on 22 February with your consultant”

“Hi. … it’s 8:05 … your 9:00 hospital appointment has been cancelled”

An interesting University Challenge game … identify anyone you would consider employing. (The chair has a job)

Bosses ….

Nearing the end of eight hours of BBC tv 2005, Bleak House. Remarkable. Truly remarkable.

Laura Kuenssberg and Chris Mason returning from readings of the latest Tory party press release.

We have handed the world to the telephone sanitisers and the pussy grabbers. It is the darkest of dark weekends. Boundary scanning, it is darker still.

Dear D Trump, China would love Hawaii - should they invade, or will you just hand it over? (Asking for President Zelenskyy)

As Trump orders Europe to surrender to Putin’s imperialism, Japan asks where it went wrong at Pearl Harbour?

Watching BBC news. Weeping. Twenty five years ago i gave (Baroness) Margaret Jay a tour of one of England’s first Step Down units; an adapted council care home, for old folk who couldn’t go home yet (broken wrists, under weight etc) but who didn’t need to be in hospital.

Oh here comes Chris Mason, again, repeating Tory party press releases. He agrees they are bollocks - but repeats them anyway. Time to replace the Tory party activists and employees inserted by Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak.

The Long World War ll, is over. Things don’t look good.

Not pay and conditions … the coming weeks?

Trump tells Europe to accommodate all Ukrainian’s - as Putin says he can have a couple of golf courses.

I like Alexei Sayle. I loathe folk who think that listening to him makes them a socialist.

Dear Patient, You missed yesterday’s appointment because we didn’t tell you we had moved it from February 17th to 10th. Our appointments line confirms we didn’t tell you. So we have told you the next available appointment is on May 19th. Newcastle RVI hospital

When did Chris Mason join Reform?

Church of England bosses re-assert authority by affirming belief in a full fat Jesus.

Dear Sky News, He’s a prat. But you are liars.

Norman Ackroyd in Archipelego. Astonishing.

Each day i imagine a stupid new column for that morning’s @theguardian1.bsky.social And each morning they come up with something even sadder and more desperate.

Look! LOOK! What a pleasure …

Not getting light.