ohmaimai.bsky.social
ððð Lefty, animal lover, pro choice, LGBTQ+ ally. MAGA/shit disturber intolerant. Tired of adulting. Here for the funny. Make me laugh!
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Preferably with an old rusty crusty scalpel.
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YESSS!! ðŠðžððž
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Ha!
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Who's the designated survivor?
youtu.be/TLEtDPiAoIM?...
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ðĪ·ðžââïļ
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I would approve of this.
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Were you carrying an ACME anvil?
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Do we have a designated survivor?
youtu.be/TLEtDPiAoIM?...
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The blood spurting from people's ears would be way too much of a biohazard.
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youtu.be/KgtfEX2Pka0?...
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ðððž
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Oops, forgot the pic.
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Who, me? Yeah. Couldn't get a date to save my life. Since . . . always.
Can't say why. I'm outgoing, smart, funny, and I was kinda cute back in the day.
Here I am on Match Game PM (1978). youtu.be/MpmhGO1-6oA?...
And this is me in college (DC internship; 1982-ish). Go figger. ðĪ·ðžââïļ
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What is this "high school prom" thing you speak of?
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By the way, this is what the dance is supposed to look like. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2eUc558/
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As far as I know, he is. But I'm sure if Donnie wants him to be his sĖķpĖķyĖķ "Hollywood ambassador," he'd jump or possibly . . . dance at the chance. ð
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youtu.be/wtuWES3mkuA?...
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ð
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SpaceX - shorthand for ðīðąðĒðĪðĶ ðĶðđðąðð°ðīðŠð°ðŊðī
X - shorthand for ðĶðđðĪðģðĶðŪðĶðŊðĩ
DOGE - acronym for ððĶðŪðĶðŊðĩðĶðĨ ðððŠðĻðĒðģðĪðĐ ððģðŠð§ðĩðŠðŊðĻ ððŊðĩðĶðģðąðģðŠðīðĶ
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Hey, don't pickle on him! Cheezus! Lettuce be kind, and show some grease to the poor man.
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If one MUST condimentize their eggs, hot sauce is the only acceptable option.
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I'm pretty sure Seagal is only included because Trump can't get any decent entertainers for his inauguration, so Seagal will thrill the crowd with his incredible dancing skills.
youtu.be/Ybk6TKn-cNA?...
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CAT FIGHT!!!! ðĪĢ
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More brotherly love ðŧ
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youtu.be/nhGMmmd9Ixs?...
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Fact.
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I'm going to get you for this! And your little dog, too! ð
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It's become a literal hate hole over there. The MAGgots are like a pack of starving hyenas, attacking anything and everything. They're going to write books about their cult one day, and it won't be pretty.
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Yep. I can't imagine how they think that will work, because it won't. And we will all go down on Trump's Titanic - even the MAGAs. ð
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This is all such a shit show. I can't believe our country has turned into this. *smh* ð I'm glad I'm old. Odds are I won't be around for all of his term, and frankly, I'm perfectly fine with that.
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To be fair, I stole it from this fine gentleman.
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Nice bayou you got here. It would be a shame if anything happened to it.
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It kind of fucks up the whole country. ðĪ·ðžââïļ
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You goddamned whippersnappers! Get off my lawn!! ð ðĪŽ
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Enormous.
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Yes! I'm all for it!