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Walz: "The idea that the secretary of education would not know what IDEA is -- individuals with disability in education act -- that's like your mechanic not knowing how to put air in your tire. And she's in charge of this nation's education progress. It is catastrophic."

Ahem

The story of ozempic - besides saving millions of lives and saving billions for the healthcare system - ozempic is a scientific breakthrough everybody should know about - it was discovered because someone studied the spit of a lizard that only eats 6 times a year the Gila monster - so first 🧵

Child with cancer aside. Someone explain to me how putting more kids in the foster system is "good for America"? We're all gonna burn in hell and the worst part is having to share it with MAGA

Really worth watching this. Rep. Bill Keating is clearly feeling a little out of his depth here—not quite sure what to say, not quite sure how to react—but he sees work that needs doing, sees a stand that needs taking, and so he just does it. He just does it. Right on.

Gubba Homestead has textbook "punchable face"

I feel guilty about cancelling office hours and these motherfuckers are out there informing on their students to Trump's gestapo

my International Women’s Day (Sports Edition) take: put women on panels about sports at sports conferences, rather than just putting them on panels about being women in sports

Ahem. Fuck Texas. Also why I upped my donation to @propublica.org

The Canadians going so hard against the tariffs with boycotts of American goods is a nationalism Trump could only dream of. 😆

Lindsey Graham needs to slip down some stairs

Stephen Miller needs to be mugged

Watching some film on defensive tackles... CJ West from Indiana is not being talked about near enough. In most other classes, he's a solid day two pick. This year? What a day three value.

I would bet tariffs are gone in a week to a month after every rich dude buys the shit out of it while it's low.

I hope JD Vance shits his pants at some point. Or maybe fucks a couch.

Honestly, getting reminded that Lindsay Graham is still in office is more depressing than Elon and DOGE.

#leopardsatemyface

Look at that fat ass go (according to Mavs GM)

LUKA MAGIC.

Unsolicited advice to my younger self after seeinf the "you at age 17" trend. Work more on having a personality and less on working on out.

Incredible nonsense. In the good way!

Wait wtf, DOGE has been operating under the USDS banner? Or started to? Fuck that. www.npr.org/2025/02/25/n...

Duolingo needs to spend more time making sure their buttons work than doing dumb ass marketing.

I hope CDC lab monkeys escape a lab and eat Elon

Fine. Phiily is aite

Sure it would have been cool for the USA to win the 4 Nations but it's almost just as good to see the Canadians troll the MAGA shit for brains

Akim Aliu just gave it to PK Subban.

If you're offended, you are the problem. Also, I'm surprised you can read. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hey-3

Let's not make too much of the Trump factor in this hockey game. Canadians have wanted to punch Tkachuks in the face for generations.

Jesus. We really are the Nazis aren't we.

I love the show Mo but he's so stupid. He's got an ego that he can't back up. I get that's his character flaw but I hate when a show's chatacter has no growth.

Every one of these assholes are just nepo dickheads that didn't know how to talk to people at parties

We @propublica.org have now confirmed more than 30 Musk-affiliated staffers who are helping the world’s richest man downsize federal agencies one by one. And we're still tracking DOGE – reach out and help us 🔎 www.propublica.org/tips/federal... www.propublica.org/article/elon...

Jimmy Butler is going to make Kuminga cry at least twice during his tenure

I discovered @sparrowsleeps.bsky.social yesterday and joy has been added to my life.

Fix your QA. Constantly having layout issues is just an embarrassing lack of care @duolingoverde.bsky.social

www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/0...

Lol tell me the yo-yoing of tariff news is not market manipulation