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🎶 the more you insure me, the higher coverage I get 🎶

I was eating tacos in a suburban takeout place today and overheard the proprietor spinning a homophobic yarn about how his car once broke down outside a gay bar in NYC. "I promise they weren’t interested in you,” I said from across the room. “Unless you’ve gotten a lot worse-looking since then."

really annoying that we still only really have one national politician who does stuff like this and he is eighty fuckin three years old. let peepaw rest

One of the funniest things about Spock is that once every seven years he gets so horny that he might blow up the ship or strangle the captain to death in pure horny fury but he doesn’t really think to let anyone know about it even though it’s been six and a half years since it happened last.

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking Spinners (1973) in the truck today.

Y'all should listen to Hood Politics by @prophiphop.bsky.social because 1. He's funny and down to earth and listening to him makes me feel sane and 2. He is a highly skilled educator and storyteller. To date he is the only person to describe Iran-Contra in a way that immediately made sense to me.

I’m not a step-dad, I’m the dad who stepped into a manhole.

Here’s how many billions Elon Musk’s companies are making from U.S. taxpayers

Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking The Velvet Underground (1969) in the truck today.

I’m not a step-dad, I’m the dad who stepped into a manhole.

my god

Boosting this again Space Ghost/ Dr. Nightmare Attorney at Law

elon musk is the generational case study of how lust for power, unlimited wealth, and the desire for a century long legacy can make you one of the most evil people curruently alive in the world

Notwithstanding the Supreme Court’s fabricated immunity, he will go to prison if he’s ever not president again, and he knows it. The next four years will be about ensuring he can remain president for life, because the institutions with the ability to physically remove him from office won’t.

Help me knitters

I am a pessimist by nature, but I have to think that if you need a message to resonate with apolitical, low-info voters it's hard to do worse than "they are going after Dolly."

Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking Mental Illness (2017) in the truck today.

Rochester, winter.

jesus h christ, this is sick

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

I have a little context to add to this outstanding reporting. ICE lawyer James Rodden is a devout white christian nationalist who has appeared in the network built around the Lutheran nazi podcast Stone Choir. He has promoted it & has regularly interacted w co-host Ryan Dumperth aka Treblewoe. 1/

NEW: WIRED can confirm that Edward "Big Balls" Coristine is now listed as a staffer at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, which is exactly what it sounds like, along with another DOGE technologist. This is by @kimzetter.bsky.social

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The New York Times is a dead entity, to me

someone please bring this little man home!!

True perfection

In its day The Chicago Defender did NOT fuck around

Just realized my personal answer is Christopher Cross.

And there it is. Same holds for activists, writers, "free speech" orgs, arts institutions and everyone else who has been silent for 15 months.

Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking Chelsea Girl in the truck today.

how is hakeem jeffries more out of touch than his 80 year old predecessor ????