oligarchs4trump.bsky.social
Getting our unfair share in America since 1789.
An homage - and multiplication by 1000 - of Billionaires For Bush (1999-2008). Thank you for leading the way, Andrew!
259 posts
186 followers
291 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
comment in response to
post
Dear Woman,
Remarkable, isn't it? Usually when a group of people scheme to hurt a large number of others, they don't announce it in advance.
#GoodTimes,BadTimes,WeAlwaysProfit!
comment in response to
post
Huzzah!
It's a match made in Trillionaire heaven!!
#LoveOfMoneyIsTheBestKindOfLove!
comment in response to
post
Dear Fellow,
There are many reasons why we call dear Elon our protegee!
#Profits!
comment in response to
post
Dear hopeful,
If you impeach our orange servant, then we are going to have to find another one (not necessarily orange, however).
Our protegee Elon will not do since he is not native born.
Let's just stick to the servant we have, shall we?
#TrumpIsInnocent!
comment in response to
post
Dear PR,
Isn't he cute? Our protegee will always find a way, don't you know?
#ClassPrivilege,NotClassAction
comment in response to
post
Dear Fellow.
We would hate to see ordinary Americans care about this development and thus stand in our way of election domination.
Let's just keep it quiet, shall we?
#ThinkNotWhatYouCanDoForYourCountry,ThinkWhatYourCountryCanDoForUs!
comment in response to
post
Dear Fellow!
Why on earth would you reward Google billionaire's support of our orange servant this way?
They are merely trying to enhance their portfolios so they can buy another superyacht. Or their 13th home. Or a small nation.
#It'sAClassWar:Let'sFinishWhatWeStarted
comment in response to
post
Dear Fellow,
Kindly remain silent about our Canadian ventures!
Thank you.
#ProtectInequality!
comment in response to
post
Dear McSpocky,
Is that Lithuanian?
At any rate, thank you for informing us of the upstart legal professors. We shall have to allocate some financial inducements to mind their own business...
... while we mind ours, of course!
#RepealTheFirstAmendment!
comment in response to
post
Dear Fellow,
Our orange servant in charge, our protegee in charge. It makes no difference to us.
We win either way.
#FourYearsOfPeaceAndProsperity,ForUs!
comment in response to
post
Dear Holler,
This young scion of our most apt protegee has warmed our heart with his declaration.
Can you imagine how arrogant he will be in 10 years?
We can't wait!
#Profits!
comment in response to
post
Dear Fellow,
Of course they don't say that. They would lose our esteem
...and funding.
#YouCallItCrime,WeCallitOpportunity!
comment in response to
post
Dear Fellow,
Would our side of the story be told in such an overwhelming day of Democracy?
We think not.
Squash all such thoughts immediately. That's a good fellow.
#WhoAreThese99.9%,AndWhyDoTheyMatter?
comment in response to
post
Our top hats are off to Secretary Vought!
Denying treatments to others while using them for one's family members is in the greatest tradition of the plutocracy.
Huzzah!
#CuresForWeAndNotForThee!
comment in response to
post
Dear Club,
Of course they are correct. Trillionaires and Billionaires are more deserving of esteem because we have great wealth.
We suspect your views are prejudiced by the word "Democratic" in your name. If you changed it to "Yacht", you may feel more kindly towards us.
#SnobsNotYobs!
comment in response to
post
Good woman,
Kindly keep us ultra-super-mega wealthies straight!
Our protegee sold Paypal to our colleagues, Peter Thiel, Luke Nosek, & Max Levchin many, many years ago!
Buying & selling is how we build our wealth & continue to be worthier than thou!
#InsiderTradingisNOTaCrime!
comment in response to
post
My dear Storm,
Although tacos are ever so déclassé, we would like to participate. Therefore,
💙
Thank you for your consideration.
comment in response to
post
Dear Fellow,
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Especially don't tell about Master Musk's deal with VISA to make his X into an online bank to rival Paypal!!
#ProtectInequality!
comment in response to
post
Dear fellow!
Of course our solution involves court rullings and the passing of new laws! How else can we justify all those expenditures on bribes?!
#We'reAllInThisTogether,SortOf
comment in response to
post
Dear fellow,
Fortunately for our bottom lines, many of those humans had to lose - and how!- before they saw through the idiocy!
fortune.com/2025/02/11/t...
Huzzah!
#YouMayCallItCrime,WeCallItOpportunity!
comment in response to
post
Dear fellow, You're a billionaire. You could easily hire a team to do that*.
*Although we admire your prudence in keeping your funds in blue chip stocks!
comment in response to
post
Dear Secretary Buttigieg,
May we point out that, according to our latest reports, our orange servant has yet to release the money.
He is exquisitely sneaky that way.
That's why we hired him!
#ClassPrivilege,NotClassAction
comment in response to
post
Dear fellow,
Kindly stop being so disparaging of billionaires! Our Elon is merely trying to dazzle federal workers with bullshit since he cannot impress them with competence.
#ThinkNotWhatYouCanDoForYourCountry.ThinkWhatYourCountryCanDoForUs!
comment in response to
post
Dear fellow,
It is distressing, isn't it? So sad to see such a stalwart billionaire failing.
#Don'tBoycottUs,WeNeedAnotherSuperYacht!
comment in response to
post
Dear fellow,
Ah, a corrupt secret policeman. Is there any other kind?
#OfCourseWe'reAboveTheLaw.WeCanAffordTheBribes!
comment in response to
post
Are you trying to get us killed?? Hug our families?? What about the stares? The cutting remarks?
Walk in our neighborhood?? Don't you know that Mustique is a very small island and the ocean currents can be treacherous??
Kindly desist from threatening our persons!
comment in response to
post
Dear Senator,
We're betting that cutie-pie Defense Secretary of ours had something to do with it!
He's upgraded from beer to The Macallan and it went right to his head!
comment in response to
post
Dear fellow, Does it matter where the bamboozle is coming from?
comment in response to
post
Yes, ignorance is our strength.