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Getting our unfair share in America since 1789. An homage - and multiplication by 1000 - of Billionaires For Bush (1999-2008). Thank you for leading the way, Andrew!
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Dear Woman, Our orange servant has been a most useful stooge for us. Therefore he can be considered to be highly qualified for stoogery! #ThereIsNoStoogeLikeAnOrangeStooge!

Gaah! We detest lawyers with integrity! #IfTheyAreNotBribeableWhatGoodAreThey?

Dear Donald, We wish to continue making scads of moolah from making nuclear weapons, not living in our luxury survival pods because they've been used. So, kindly take your weaponry decisions from us, not Vladimir. He is ever so guache, don't you know? #OurWeaponryProfitsAreExploding!

Dear Fellow, Such discouraging words. If the prosecuters are not with us, then injustice shall stalk us! We may have to cease residing at our ancestral homes and reside instead at one of our many other homes abroad. Good thing that will never hapoen! #NoTrillionaireShouldBeTwentiethHomeless!

Dear Dems, Why will you never behave?? Of course our Attorney General shall obey our orange servant!!! How else shall WE get Justice and everyone else get "justice"? #NoJustice?NoProblem!

Dear Representative Ocasio-Cortez, It is ever so droll when highly-influential law enforcement officers deliberately misrepresent the law. It shows our influence when his viewers believe him. Huzzah! #LawsForTheeAreNotMeantForWe!

Dear Fellow, We paid for this country unfair and unsquare; it is ours. It's going to take more than constantly exhorting your fellows to wake up to get it out of our grasping claws! #WidenTheIncomeGap!

Dear Representative McGovern, We resent your implication that we should somehow pay taxes as if we were ordinary. Kindly realign your thinking with our magnificence, that's a good fellow. #TaxCutsForUsCreateJobs,Honest!

Huzzah! Our House has unveiled their budget. It's a simply gorgeous document full of tax cuts for the wealthiest and service cuts for the neediest. Ah! We love it that way! Thanks, Mike! This is what we paid for! apnews.com/article/hous... #NoTaxationWithoutManipulation!

Dear Fellow, We are beginning to doubt you have great wealth at all! Surely you know that laying off workers when times are good scare the bihillijams out of them & the remaining peons work harder! Please try harder to be meaner! #LayoffsAreGoodForOurStockPortfolios!

Dear peons, Governesses have instilled fear of learning in us, so we rarely read. Yet, we found a missive so wretched, so wearing to the soul of a Trillionaire, that we must caution against it! The writer even questions our protegee's view of reality! www.meditationsinanemergency.com/the-nature-o...

Dear Media, Isn't it obvious? The governnent should be of, by and for the billionaires and corporations, After all, we've paid a pretty penny for it over the years! #We'reAllInThisTogether,SortOf!

If he is thus harassed, how will Sec'y Hegseth maintain the steely nerve which shall be necessary in case he must lead his troops into battle against rebellious hoi polloi? He must court martial those families immediately! #OfCourseWeDeservePreferentialTreatment!

We have entered a bold new age of censorship! Not just burning books and shutting down avante garde theater, but dismantling a government's security apparatus for using words which are too nice. We Trillionaires stand in awe of the audacity and stand in contempt of the asset destruction!

There are far too many complaints about our billionaire progege & his team of tireless servants! Of course the team deserves $7 million a week! Of course they deserve to sleep on AI-controlled beds (a mere snip at $5k per)! We must protect inequality at all costs! rollcall.com/2025/02/04/w...

Dear woman! Our orange servant may be a short-fingered vulgarian, but he is *our* short-fingered vulgarian! #WhileBankersTalkAboutArt,ArtistsTalkAboutMoney!

Dear fellow, It's the wrong fork. Didn't you learn anything in prep?? #It'sAClassWar:Let'sFinishWhatWeStarted

Dear Woman, We resent your implication that we are somehow untrustworthy! We have many trusts, after all! #PayNotAttentionToTheManBehindTheCurtain!

It's merely sound business practice, my dear. Having a range of private information is important for seizing future wealth-creation opportunities. #WealthCareNotHealthCare

Dear fellow, Why? What will happen to Elon if his ventures fail? What shall he do for overweening wealth then?

Only little people pay taxes.