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Cool normal guy He/him From "Chicago" '92
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lol it actually happened

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I really need help today. I'm really struggling. Please help if you can #mutualaid www.paypal.me/JayStanek3992

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KEEP LEAVING REVIEWS ON APPLE PODCAST!!FOR STORES!! WE ARE SO CLOSE TO BEATING CLUB RANDOM!!!!

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This week is going to be a lot of this. After this week I'll chill. But we have nearly 300 patreon members for Stores the Podcast About Going to Stores. If we hit that today I would piss. It's really funny and weird and it's just getting started www.patreon.com/storesthepod...

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Stores the podcast saved my fucking life. I would be dead if I couldn't listen to it

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

This rocks dude. This fuckin rocks ass dude. This whips. This kicks ass so bad. This shit fucking rocks dude

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the lesson you should draw from the most jewish city in the world putting an israel-skeptic muslim over the top in the mayoral primary is literally the opposite of "anti-semitism is a serious threat to local jews." trust me when i tell you we understand self-interest.

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Finally, my long awaited tribute to new york city in celebration of mamdani's win

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LMAO

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Greatest city in the world in the greatest country on Earth. 🇺🇸

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louder for the people in the back

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The people have spoken, "transgender for everybody!"

submitted 4 days ago • 67 comments

if Zohran wins, my company that crushes poor people into a delicious, heart-smart $40 dollar juice will be forced to LEAVE NEW YORK. If you love UrchMash(tm), you know what to do

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new york is building an amazing counter zohran mamdani coalition

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so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success

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all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat

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NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

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There is a doctored video of me saying that I get my smoothie protein from cum. It’s actually hemp hearts and from now on I don’t want anyone talking about smoothies around me or Chris

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Listening to "Accordion" on repeat type....life

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Here’s how we made our FATAL FURY video for SNK

submitted 65 days ago • 7 comments

Hear me out

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Congrats to the newly independent @giantbomb.bsky.social! @grubb.wtf @jerf.xyz @janochoa.bsky.social @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

Coach Z’s got money But not much

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this is still one of my favorite real articles during the 2024 cycle

submitted 44 days ago • 267 comments

no one did continuity like Venture Bros

submitted 45 days ago • 37 comments

Game of Thrones used to be so good

submitted 45 days ago • 7 comments

certified stan kelly gold

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#mutualaid Hey there! I’m in a tough spot right now, living in a hotel with limited funds. Every little bit you can contribute will make a huge difference. If you could take a moment to click the link below to donate or share it with others, we would be so grateful! gofund.me/65331d15

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#mutualaid Hey there! I’m in a tough spot right now, living in a hotel with limited funds. Every little bit you can contribute will make a huge difference. If you could take a moment to click the link below to donate or share it with others, we would be so grateful! gofund.me/65331d15

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Very happy to see that @danryckert.com has joined @giantbomb.bsky.social <>

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We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

submitted 55 days ago • 374 comments

Jar-Jar Binks Lollipop (1999-1999): A promotional item for "Star Wars: Episode I", this candy featured the plastic likeness of character Jar-Jar Binks, whose mouth opened to reveal a retractable strawberry-flavored sucker, shaped and textured like his tongue. Delightful.

submitted 349 days ago • 82 comments

In honor of Giant Bomb, here's the Dave Lang Phone Number Incident, aka one of the funniest things to ever happen at E3

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

Fandom tells Kotaku that Giant Bomb content remains paused as part of a "strategic reset and realignment of our media brands." Says it's working on "creative ideas for the future of Giant Bomb" even as Dan Ryckert and Jeff Grubb depart amid a clash over interference.

submitted 58 days ago • 14 comments

it's a very minor silly thing but giantbomb watched my superhot replay on upf once because it was at the top of their replay sharing site with like 400000 views lmao, i think about that a lot

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We need to immediately transition to the French-Italian-German language from Andor. This could end all wars.

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments