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More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets theonion.com/more-parents...

submitted 143 days ago • 151 comments

well you see, this is what winning teams do. they squeak out miracle wins on freak bullshit endings over and over because they actually kind of suck

submitted 154 days ago • 168 comments

just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child

submitted 154 days ago • 292 comments

The Bears are, I think, the worst-coached professional sports team I’ve…ever seen?

submitted 159 days ago • 1024 comments

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

submitted 158 days ago • 197 comments

Why is it 2 and 11?

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Today is the 12 year anniversary of the historic "Butt Fumble" play:

submitted 161 days ago • 26 comments

On Russian State TV, RFK Jr claimed that Swine Flu H1N1, which killed 284,400 people, “never happened” and was fabricated by pharmaceutical companies so they could make money. meidasnews.com/news/on-russ...

submitted 161 days ago • 130 comments

Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement

submitted 162 days ago • 192 comments

Raw unvarnished truth here.

submitted 163 days ago • 709 comments

House Ethics Republicans are now complicit in burying the report into Matt Gaetz, voting against its release (despite the issue being serious enough to warrant an investigation in the first place). Trump says jump, Republicans say "how high" -- even if it means shielding sex trafficking of a minor.

submitted 163 days ago • 342 comments

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

submitted 165 days ago • 220 comments

How many Thanksgiving movies are there?

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable theonion.com/scientists-a...

submitted 164 days ago • 218 comments

Let's get a sack. I want my big Mac for sacks.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Josh Allen throwing a pick would be handy right now

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Today in "Every Day We Stray Further From God"

submitted 167 days ago • 184 comments

The Tyson-Paul fight feels about right for 2024 America: No grand, Hollywood-esque ending or compelling narrative, just a boring, immeasurably stupid slide into an even stupider outcome, all filtered through a media company that is not up to the task.

submitted 168 days ago • 27 comments

A lot of people responsible for poor decisions are on a press tour right now because if they didn’t, people would rightfully be questioning THEIR leadership and they know it. It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually.

submitted 168 days ago • 1354 comments

If the Matt Gaetz report exonerated him, he would not have resigned from Congress to avoid it.

submitted 167 days ago • 226 comments

submitted 167 days ago • 136 comments

Flashback to the time Matt Gaetz tried to enter literal Chinese state propaganda into the record during a House hearing and was instantly called out for it

submitted 167 days ago • 405 comments

if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time

submitted 168 days ago • 426 comments

You mean to tell me that Jim Jordan is in favor of ignoring alleged sexual misconduct? You don't say.

submitted 168 days ago • 520 comments

The American public and the Senate Judiciary Committee deserve to see the Matt Gaetz report. Repost if you agree.

submitted 168 days ago • 167 comments

MAGA Republicans do not have a mandate to govern as they wish and deep down, they know it. This is why even after a narrow win they want to preemptively quash any dissent. Whether it be abortion, birth control, marriage, schools, libraries, or now it seems, voting, they demand total submission.

submitted 168 days ago • 109 comments

Me: [Has never touched cocaine] Me every time I'm at the airport: Oh no what if I accidentally packed a lot of cocaine

submitted 168 days ago • 9 comments

Satire is getting harder and harder to be believable.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

The guy who just got nominated Health and Human Services Secretary does not think that schools that mandate vaccines should be funded.

submitted 169 days ago • 539 comments

There it is

submitted 168 days ago • 451 comments

My cats even look unhappy with the election results.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Old Gods of Appalachia Season Five: Run Like Hell 12/5/24 youtu.be/qzdmnMIRnYU

submitted 169 days ago • 14 comments

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight

submitted 168 days ago • 1030 comments