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elle91.bsky.social • 106 days ago

Me: [Has never touched cocaine]

Me every time I'm at the airport: Oh no what if I accidentally packed a lot of cocaine

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tunedhuman.bsky.social•85 days ago

😂

beigewunder.bsky.social•105 days ago

ESPECIALLY when the dogs are out.

"What if my friends weed smoke from last night on my backpack gets me stopped" 😭

hiddenpinky.bsky.social•102 days ago

See if your doctor will write you a prescription for a lot of cocaine. Then if you accidentally packed a lot, you can show the prescription and it will be ok.

chrismshea.bsky.social•105 days ago

I’m the same way. I feel and probably look really guilty. I’m probably going to get pulled aside by TSA sometimes bc I look guilty. Knowing me I will fess up to whatever it is they accuse me. Catholic guilt never goes away lol

jaypg.bsky.social•102 days ago

Good one

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•102 days ago

Hi, Yael!!! I'm going to send you a DM (not to scare you)

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•102 days ago

No, I'm not bc I can't bc you don't follow me BUT I LOVE YOU HELLO

dlt13.bsky.social•102 days ago

When leaving a store after not finding that one item I came for. Before walking thru the exit door with alarm: what if I accidentally stuffed a bunch of electronics or jewelry in my purse while I was looking for that nutmeg

kimmymonte.bsky.social•102 days ago

hi bb

sheilakeywriter.bsky.social•105 days ago

Or a gun and bullets?!?
(Never owned a gun. Nor bullets.)

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