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sometimes I think about how mom struggled to put food on the table and how dad told me to stop tripping her

submitted 108 days ago • 4 comments

On Bluesky a post is called a Bost I have spoken

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

A person I met on the subway told me it’s ok to eat cake everyday as long as I only eat cookies on the wknds. I am seeking no further nutrition advice at this time.

submitted 112 days ago • 129 comments

Don’t forget to add the Washington Post to your MAGA block lists

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you

submitted 114 days ago • 64 comments

This isn’t just four guys eating “free” McDonald’s—it’s the same people who want to control where you spend, what you eat, and how you live. They chow down on $200 of fast food while promising to regulate your choices. And the Johnson behind them begging to join in on our suffering.

submitted 109 days ago • 17 comments

Does everyone in Trump’s orbit go to the same plastic surgeon? Is there like ‘The Guy’ that does the ‘MAGA look’?

submitted 110 days ago • 1019 comments

Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.

submitted 110 days ago • 2487 comments

do you guys also hate pants

submitted 109 days ago • 49 comments

All right, my Twitter account has been completely deleted.

submitted 110 days ago • 2293 comments

Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver

submitted 110 days ago • 8721 comments

Pro tip. If you invest years into a friendship, sacrificing you own family and work obligations because that friend was always in crisis and the minute you set any kind of limit, that friend kicks you to the curb, they were never a friend, they were a user.

submitted 110 days ago • 31 comments

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

submitted 111 days ago • 177 comments

Mike how about a little nibble for old time's sake?

submitted 110 days ago • 88 comments

i love netflix bc where else can i watch emily go to paris and also a close up of a q tip in a lady boxer’s eye gash

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

BlueSky is filling a void that 35+ up been looking for. Social media should be a cool distraction. Not stressful and annoying. Folks wanna laugh and have healthy banter and wit and sarcasm. A feeling of community. Not all these bots and ads and weird ass algorithms and engagement farming

submitted 111 days ago • 571 comments

America didn’t deserve them.

submitted 110 days ago • 1344 comments

I'm pretty sure, "Your body, my choice" isn't in the Bible.

submitted 110 days ago • 51 comments

This place isn't overrun by hate and doesn't deprioritize news and politics. So far, so good.

submitted 111 days ago • 757 comments