Another great example of the insane reality bubble Elon lives in (or outside of). Who would do banking on a social media platform?! Although Venmo is both at times…
Elon Musk is running out of time to deliver on his promise, made in 2023, that by the next year Twitter would provide comprehensive financial services: if you trusted Twitter with your money, you wouldn't need a bank account.
But: I remain ready to fulfill that pledge today. Quite comprehensively.
Perhaps he started counting up the number of banking regulations he'd 'need' to break and decided to invest in a more 'profitable' regulatory environment first?
@davidjroth.bsky.social and @zitron.bsky.social casually interacting in the most sardonic way possible is the only proof I need we're on the correct social media platform.
i'm hopeful that with all the new users and seeing folks actively working on bringing news here, that we will have high quality, real-time news available here very soon.
When you see something you don't like on X. You don't reply to them on there but instead bring it up here like a kid going crying to mommy for comfort.
Love these so called profound pronouncements devoid of any link to reality. So I suppose the Age of Enlightenment never occurred in Europe simply because the social media app X wasn't yet in existence?
Yup! It was decent enough that I was annoyed when it morphed into PayPal and closed my checking account. They had a feature where you could transfer funds between your accounts and the S&P 500 almost in real-time. Aside from that it was basic banking, but ✨online✨
You aren't ... There are exceptions .. always ... You need to contact your financial regulator , if you signed something done by AI that you did not folky understand , you can change it .
First , contact the sorry, then , contact your state banking regulator. Deceiving info is punishable by law .
An AI Jennifer Garner strides confidently towards me, touting the benefits of a credit card with no preset spending limit. But when she sets up to deliver the catchphrase, she speaks in Musk’s voice. “To be or not to Doge,” she says, blood pouring from her eyes. I wake up soaked in sw
Jennifer Garner walks out in a white shirt and jeans. “Man, she’s just so down to earth, she’s just the best.” “Here at Once Upon a Farm…” “die in a fire Jen”
...and you gush, "thanks, I've always wanted one! But as you take the wallet, you realize it's crawling with carnivorous lice that swarm up your arm eating your flesh while Linda Yaccarino enthuses, "No problem, it was in the user agreement!"
Staying on X/Twitter is like rolling your window down at a stop light so the guy next to you, who cut you off a mile back, can tell you what an asshole driver you are.
You can't beat the crypto offers there.I think I will be able to retire at the end of the month.
That is, unless I go on a massive Temu spending spree, but where else would I get a ballgown for £3.50?
Musk took the term from Robert Heinlein’s Sci-fi novel “Stranger in a Strange Land.” It’s a term that means much more than “I understand” in the novel.
Robert Heinlein published Stranger in a Strange Land in 1961. A humanoid Martian comes to Earth and teaches the earthlings to "Grok" which is a combination of understanding and love. Most critics consider SiSL to be puerile and awkward, which means it matches Elon Musk's emotional age of 14.
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But: I remain ready to fulfill that pledge today. Quite comprehensively.
I would have deleted my account already if I didn't use it to pay my rent.
In case I want to hook up with Ilsa, SWOTSS
musk is a shrewd businessman and seems like a reliable guy to trust with my money, for sure, but I trust Truth Social more.
He replaced all ad revenue with ad fraud and money laundering.
#ftfy
Can’t wait.
It is better than old Twitter, for a long time at least. But it never became the X I wanted it to be. What a disappointment.
#6'Elon
First , contact the sorry, then , contact your state banking regulator. Deceiving info is punishable by law .
Rome must burn
Whom doesn't trust Elon with all that info? He's the savior. Automotive, internet, space - Iranian and Ukrainian peace keeper.
Just give him our money. Why even debate it?🤑
#tortureelon #blackmailelon
Who doesn't love a MAGA alpha male with roid rage & Trump's face tatted on his back?
That is, unless I go on a massive Temu spending spree, but where else would I get a ballgown for £3.50?
'Grok' is Elon's generative AI product.