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Real Space Person Duncan Idaho. Wintertime cream liqueur appreciator. OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT. Accept no substitutes. Spice is just space Dust. 🌌😉
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"china is going to steal your data!" would be a lot scarier if some of the worst people in the world didn't already have it

If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright

In 2025 (less than 30 days away), PayPal will start selling your transaction history for targeted advertising. I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping. If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.

Help! Some carolers came and are now demanding "figgy pudding," which I certainly don't have nor do I have the ingredients to make.

it’s finally friday

heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!

Eating healthy is boring but it can extend your lifespan so basically there are no advantages

This isn’t even counting his alts lol

i will never apologize for a post

I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN THE SYSTEM IS DOWN

Everything you care about, everyone you love is under threat from Billionaires. From reproductive rights, to climate change to the right to a safe job. We can achieve nothing unless we defang and destroy them.

dear all music please stop putting police sirens in your music

(I made this earlier while killing time before an appointment)

Pokémon Go to the polls

this machine kills fascists

stop stop I can’t vote for her any harder

hell yeah

This is like finding out my dad had a secret family in Canada

head's up

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

i don’t need to go back to “normal.” i just want people to feel too ashamed to share their stupidest opinions again.

change what the skeleton is holding… 💀 🪩 |{I}\_I / \ /_ \_

Quisp. That's it. That's the skeet.

Do you trust the plagiarism machine to fix climate change? I do not.

i'm told today is "boss's day" in america. nonsense. every day is "boss's day" in america. sounds like yet another psyop by—you guessed it—Big Boss

when the app asks you to tell the app store how much you're enjoying the app

i love that i only know i can order more free covid tests when someone i follow on social media is like "heads up! go to the usps website today!" a robust public health infrastructure modelled on "McRib Is Back"

people used to know about zombo.com . did you know zombo.com still exists. did you know they rewrote it a few years back to run in html5 to drop the flash requirement. it's an institution of the old internet and i still use it to this day as a combination audio and network check.

Moo Deng inspires me to remember that I can always be wetter, greasier, more slippery in general. Love you MD. ❤️

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