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bencollins.bsky.social • 162 days ago

The Onion News Network is back.

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conorjwhite.bsky.social•161 days ago

do you need producers (this is sarcasm unless you do, and then it is an extremely serious plea for a job)

damienveatch.bsky.social•162 days ago

Tremendous! I’m hoping for new episodes of Raw Justice someday.

boboinparadise.bsky.social•161 days ago

For First Time for Melania
FIFY

freecialis.bsky.social•162 days ago

can i be a paid contributor again please and thank you

ultralib.bsky.social•161 days ago

Portions of the almighty’s head and shaft. Jonathan Swift would approve.

berserkerkitten.bsky.social•161 days ago

Hmm ... circumcised. Might god be muslim?

edschweppe.bsky.social•162 days ago

Official Department of Defense response was that the phenomenon was actually the relaunch of the Morrell Airship: https://bsky.app/profile/dreadships.bsky.social/post/3l4vuit56kg24

halfbakedrhymes.com•162 days ago

#bakedrhymes

The Onion News back!
Its Here just in time
Their Prophetic deceptions
Satire sublime

You've been ever so missed
While reality glitched
Without you around
We've all been bewitched

Glad you arent dead
Were just playing possum
Its Hellafuckingballs
tothewallawesome

scrabbyone.bsky.social•161 days ago

Is He happy to see us?

lovehandels.bsky.social•161 days ago

Are the black holes we see not the many anuses of God as well?

ideocene.net•162 days ago

God's hog heals all.

niceandinnocent.bsky.social•162 days ago

Bless you

willkeats.bsky.social•161 days ago

did Clifford Banes re-up his contract?

jbol28.gobirds.online•161 days ago

I hope Julianna McKannis got a new gig, she was the true star of that station, always covering for Clifford’s shenanigans

willkeats.bsky.social•161 days ago

never got the credit she deserved, smdh

skynetandchill.com•161 days ago

she's trans?

jaocomms.bsky.social•162 days ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Now please god Onionwars

doctorbiobrain.bsky.social•162 days ago

Oh hell yeah CALLED IT https://bsky.app/profile/doctorbiobrain.bsky.social/post/3l55vlu3fxu2r

daddeh.bsky.social•161 days ago

You just made 2024 significantly less awful! Also, my left eye is burning a bit after exposure to God's penis, who do I sue?

arjo1.bsky.social•162 days ago

FUCK YEAH

dpilley.bsky.social•161 days ago

You can't spell "cumulus" without

mrjustaguyman.bsky.social•162 days ago

"Time to take a piss!"

andrewzahler.bsky.social•161 days ago

Shout out to Tacoma, Washington. I love it.

ijspurcell.bsky.social•162 days ago

chyron jokes remaining undefeated, appreciate you guys

solkanar512.bsky.social•161 days ago

I know you gotta start slow, but In The Know has been running since 1896…

youngster.bsky.social•160 days ago

Please bring back the original themes for ONN. They were better than that of any real news channel in the world

casualobserver.bsky.social•162 days ago

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pykea.bsky.social•161 days ago

whatever man call us when you get the movie back in theaters

gienieczko.com•161 days ago

Third second and I am already dying

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andybechtel.bsky.social•161 days ago

floridon.bigdon.com•162 days ago

Now that it is back hereby demand that you bring back GOOMF!

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