paddybearsf.bsky.social
World's #1 Space Tech Cowboy
Secret sauce: $5 Intelligent Systems
I am here. I am queer. I'm top shelf SF SVL royalty. CN, EU, M'ars!
I don't care about your alma mata
I am Scott Michael Swan Musk
I earned my place at The Top
My father buys me tube sock
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My Tesla drove me into a curb on purpose. It's like the bitch needed a thrill at my expense
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Seems like people missed the erotic undertones. He meant the sexy kind of revenge, you know the kind you'd want to happen to you. The thoughtful kind.
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Police Beat My Meat is more like it. Wink wink
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Eh hem, mycelial planes were used... Psyllium is all the rage in Oakland.
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Truth is they gave me a $20 gift cards and transported me to a Lebanese restaurant. Hummus is what the doctor orders and healthcare is a human right.
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Rubio tried to baitbus me after brunch. Luckily my Uber had already arrived.
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Put some spirit in it and get out there!
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That's a military domain. Marsec 1 in effect. Save the children!
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Cuba already nuked my ass and I liked it 🔥
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Are you a robot?
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It's true if they were already dead
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@aoc.bsky.social I love you long time but I recommend you download the latest updates
These Dems? Those Dems? They Dems?
Dis is why Dems lost. There be just ONE Dems!
Better now ne.
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I hatched from an alien moon egg and fell into a cradle of DOGE coin
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Because UCSF got this gurl
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Elon has too much jizz for any known contraceptive to be effective. There's just so much of it, really.
I said 8 billionaire dumpster fire demon mongering hybrid spawn was enough. Then came Nein PeeEm...
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Pride is the most important season of the year.
I say let them march their little devil butts up and down the White House lawns. They're only kids for gd sakes, Marsha!
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It's a Genentechmas miracle!
La heim, ElonT Jr is hatched🎂
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Nuggs ...
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I can sneak out when my dad falls asleep
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Top Secret Leak: Superman has a fake ID in the name of Tom Ford and enjoys being at the beach all summers long days in SF. His roof parties are to dye for, as are his dimples.
This leak is the one that's gonna end my career ..
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Add to that order 399 happy meals with regular coke. None of that watered down shit please.
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On Sundays they panhandle together for weed money in Union Square
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Elon and her are tight. They brunch and talk shit about Jeff wearing matching tie dye,
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This rank ho spends her rich ass time serving free snacks to gangstas in the TL. She doesn't even care that I smell of a four week coachella cruise. Respect.
She wasn't even mad at me for stealing her husband
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I dont snoop in your handbag, okay ...?
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That's classified ma'am.
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Topbsecret classification is how we keep our tops ecrets secret. I don't sneak around your Dropbox either dude...
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The day every all of her planes fell from this guy
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Pikachu is my final answer
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We were in school together. That boy is dumb as fuck. What can I say?
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Strep was going aronud the office. Sit tight as we position the backup dancers! Feather boas loading now.. l.
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That many cops is a gay pride parade
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Quick, Mark! Find Kathy and wormholes to new dimensions.
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That's why I'm so into @darthputinkgb.bsky.social. He's more at peace than he is intimidating.
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Sorry, I missed that. What's the question again?
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I can hear their chanting from my bedroom. I'm happy to see they made it out here today. A bit chill outside.
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Maybe they accidentally got locked inside when the office closed months ago.
Spot is on the way with snacks
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I make for toodolla bu for joo $15 make you
Holla
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