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submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

love my great nation. not the schools though they teach wrong. not the agriculture though the workers are immigrants. not the scientists though they try to trick me. not the great cities though they’re elite. HATE the great cities. not my neighbors though they criticize my nation. I love the banks

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

submitted 4 days ago • 68 comments

I asked Tulu and Grok what would make a town free from coercive violence and deprivation and they both basically just described Scandinavian model welfare capitalism with rehabilitative criminal justice.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

men writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

Artificial super intelligence is woke

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 6 days ago • 609 comments

Ted Lasso isn't even about a cowboy Unabomber

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Judge is American Hideo Kojima.

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

Jump in the line, rock your body in time NO I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"What if we invented plows and had animals pull them instead of just whacking the hard dirt with sticks?" -lazy fucking piece of shit

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Teriyaki burgers are bisexual

submitted 8 days ago • 48 comments

They're going to have to remake Jack and the Beanstalk so that it's just a regular goose that lays regular non-golden eggs

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Have any fun plans for April 20th, the weed day? "Yeah I think I'll probably smoke weed"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I love living in the timeline wherein jailbreaking robocops is going to be our only recourse for liberation

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait to watch that new Tom Hardy Venmo movie

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

(stumbling on a black metal band taking album photos in the woods) why are these mimes larping?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

It's weird that people post

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Too bad there was never a White Stripes X Black Keys supergroup called Regular Piano

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The gender binary is gay

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

S/o to JLH, whispering all those ghosts

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

On this world, it's survival of the fittest. Only the strongest, smartest, and sexiest will pass on their genes. [Evolves a big dumb-looking floppy bit on his head so mates can see him better in tall grass]

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6

submitted 17 days ago • 203 comments

Would having Silver Surfer wear sweatpants be woke? I really can't crack this one

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Two things I hate: humans and traffick

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Bro do you even consider phlebas

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

What is culture downstream of?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Silver Surfer can be in the MCU, just put some pants on the guy.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Note to self: never get struck with a lance

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The music video for Haddaway's "What Is Love" is one of the best vampire films of the 1990s do not @ me

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

If I was in Severance, I'd just do like The Raid. I'd pop off like the karate guy in The Raid.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

You know that shirt that says "send noods" with a picture of noodles? I thought of that first and I deserve credit for thinking of such a great thing and telling no one and doing nothing with it.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Gattaca is a parable about body building natty

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I came like a wrecking ball

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Short-circuiting the predictive policing engines by randomizing all my behaviors

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when the government interferes with my ability to get product or eagerly await future products

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The *real* star wars were the asses we ate along the way

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

you: caves of qud having sentient doors is silly pkd:

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

Friendly reminder that there's a SEGA arcade racer about driving an Ambulance that also lets you play as two people pulling a stretcher at 100 MPH

submitted 28 days ago • 127 comments

3 more years of woke and we would have gotten Kristen Stewart as Boss Baby but you guys blew it

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The scene at the end of V for Vendetta but it's all Luigi masks

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I bet that guy in x files who eats tumors and is made out of tumors lays pipe

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

Don't know how or where to publish my schizo rant on Project Stargate

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments