pandoxic.bsky.social
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love that gorgeous line
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Especially when it's self diagnosed shit. Like I have adhd but I would never call someone lazy for struggling with their own adhd. Mfers really out here like "oh I have this mild form of neurodivergence, therefore everyone who struggles with it is just weak and lazy, ergo inferior to me"
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wow and he was gonna say the hard r too. The smile afterwards is absolutely diabolical as well, like sir why are you acting like you accidentally said "ah shittercans" you just said a slur
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you should try pre-loading your coffee assets to speed up boot times
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it's the same reason why people will happily buy from vendors that operate in countries who blatantly ignore human rights. All they care about is convenience and the cheapest possible price tag they can get
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yo what is the inspiration for those wings?? They're so shiny and reminiscent of insect wings like a wasp or smth
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omg haaaiiii >:3
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I'm p sure this is unironically a super valid method of writing to just get the idea out of your head and skip over the harder bits, then go over it with a fresh mind and fill it in
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a lot of people would rather just pretend neurodivergent individuals don't exist rather than actually think about the fact that they exist and that there are real terms/labels to respectfully describe them
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I think a contender is the "Sip and Spit" law in Illinois where you can legally consume wine while underage if you're a culinary student and spit it out once you've tasted it
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The funniest thing is every time someone says it's a "bad time" to release something it's almost always bc of hindsight. Unless you're a super exec and know when every game is releasing, there is no such thing as "bad timing" without hindsight
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it doesn't help that modern corporatism is constantly trying to monetize your self and sell you an identity rooted in consumerism
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me when I intentionally spread misinformation online and people actually believe it
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mmmmm bangakes
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me at a 5 star Italian resturant: "the consistency of the noodles is conflicting with the aromatic tendencies of the sauce leading to a reactionary undertone"
me devouring a gas station hordog: "I NEED MORE SUSTENANCE"
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I knew I wasn't autistic when I decided to argue with an entire comment section about the military capabilities of individual US navy fleet groups instead of making friends at school
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nah that's real my ancestors would cry if they got overdraft fees from paying rent
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damn. My mother goes through manic episodes and this thread is lowkey reassuring. Hope the artist gets the help they need
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omg that's so crazy I'm also here
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me when I intentionally spread misinformation on the internet and people actually believe it
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but think of the money you'll save once you eventually break even in 10 years!!
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it's like I've known you since birth
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counterpoint: enjoy your 20s and 30s then become a hobo in your 40s
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see what I do is just ignore any evidence that proves me wrong and gaslight my audience, hoping that nobody points out the lies
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I too love command n conquer
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you rn
(wishing a speedy recovery 🙏)
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I fucking love slowly munching on lettuce like a cow
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I love it when people weponize spite in the name of self-improvement
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there is no better aesthetic than walking to a locally owned cafe and just chilling for a few hours. Bonus if they have outside seating next to a park or town square
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eh having a salad is a pretty good achievement, especially if you're already used to eating unhealthy and this is outside of your comfort norm.
I'd say you deserve 230 cookies, with a slice of cake as a treat
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truly the most horrifying panel is the parents questioning about religion
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it does suck but it did lowkey save the potential for future sonic movies (and by extension the job security of the artists), but that was bc the sonic movie was unironically good alrdy. Minecraft movie just looks ass
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You could always fully lean into the stereotype and beg out on the streets for commissions
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I hope this sparks a general counter culture with other social medias that have fallen prey to enshittification
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I lowkey prefer when devs don't give a shit about continuity and hand-wave it so fans have to put on generational level delusions and fabricate multi-dimensional timelines
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Love it when racists see objectively bad media and put their complaints on the fact that poc exists
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idk man just seems really complicated. I think they use ai or smth
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I'm sorry but "traumaqueer Genesis" sounds an absolutely insane name for an ultimate ability or stand
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bluesky... more like... fartsky
or should I say.... bluecum
hehehe
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I genuinely don't understand liking someone who's net worth is higher than almost the rest of America combined. Like he doesn't fuckin care about u bro u should be rooting for his imprisonment
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naw as someone with no children I have enough authority to tell you you are parenting 100000% wrongly and shall now accuse you of 70 different kinds of child abuse
/s I love ur stories
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I have a pair of galaxy buds pro2, and imma be real, I don't even use them to listen to anything. I just put one earbud in and use it to naturally block extra noise. It helps since I work with a headset and it also helps isolate the headset noise, which let's me lower the volume to be comfortable
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why do anything when I know my imaginary audience has already seen it