parentinhalf.bsky.social
I'm not sure how or when, but apparently I have two children and a nice life. Thankfully, our country's willful decline into autocracy removes any concern that things are going too well. 💙✌️
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Seeing it all over. Now, people are criticizing each other for not being outraged in the right way. NOT HELPFUL.
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I'm so confused by this. But maybe I should be glad it doesn't make sense to me? 🤦♀️
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Rehabilitation only applies to entitled (largely) white people crimes. But also they don't need to be rehabilitated because anything done in the name of the Autocrat is by definition lawful.
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It's like one of those "which of these words doesn't belong" except none of them belong because they are all completely different categories of features associated with working.
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What the hell is a "loyal" work style?
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And its leader is a Doberman named Nick Furry.
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The forest floor as an alien world. This one is particularly soothing ☺️
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That's a lot better than what I said to my alarm, so 🤷♀️
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🤢
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My new house has five digits, and it gives me an unreasonable amount of unease.
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🤯
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Multiple reactions simultaneously. Mostly, kiddo, I'm so sorry I gave you that part of my brain.
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I reread that last summer. I knew the ending and was still crushed.
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Also, lazy gardening is the way to go. And clover lawns. Yes to all.
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Literally researching the best legal way to rewild my new yard this summer.
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Our kids will never appreciate the sacrifices we make.
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There was a potato on the bedroom floor the other day. Oh, and I tell other adults that I have to go potty.
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Thus we are bonded.
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Not to brag.
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I had my first full day back yesterday. It was glorious.
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Slightly above digging through a bin of hot wheels cars.
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Who says they don't? 😏
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Turning is liberal propaganda.
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"How come you're not in your Christmas outfits?"
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Happy 2024 everyone
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Just...let me whine, ya'll. Tomorrow is a new year.
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Oh and the underlying anxiety of political dread. Forgot that.
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It did make me appreciate my second a lot more. Totally different newborn experience. (I don't mean that with any shade at all on your hesitation for a second kid. Daycare is eating us alive.)
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Before having my own, I used to wonder at how people with kids ended up with so many damn toys. Now, I look around my house and think, "one toy at a time...."
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I feel you, surviving lockdown with a newborn. Hard for others to understand that bizarre, supremely isolating experience.
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Glad to know the random observations/predictions continue as they get older.
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Decision/not being able to afford it 🫤
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I cannot decide if this is a healthy visualization or violent indulgence. 🤷♀️
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On the plus side, if you even try a little bit, he is always going to think you look great. 🤷♀️
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If I spent the same amount of time exercising that infants do, I would not be worrying about the insane quantity of truffle wrapping currently in my trash can.
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Ambivalent max of he's not sure