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this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s

finally a politician i can get behind

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

In the Beano this week Bananaman’s enemy General Blight becomes the head of DOPE - the Department of Pure Evil.

Fox News: ICE reports over half “charged or convicted” Okay. Half is a pretty shitty number if you’re shooting for due process. Meanwhile even if they hit 100% those are two ENTIRELY different things.

‘Severance’ Creator Says Next Season Of Show Will Solely Be Released As TV Recaps On Vulture.com theonion.com/severan...

“Hegseth Crossing the Delaware” By @knecessary.bsky.social For more Kevin’s cartoons, go here: open.substack.com/pub/davidpep...

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 22,1944

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

Least shocking story of the day.

Get yourself a senator willing to rescue you in a foreign country after your messy president wrongfully deports you… …seems like a sentence I shouldn’t have to write in 2025 but here we are. Senator Chris Van Hollen leaves for El Salvador tomorrow to initiate the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1947

Hey, do you know what you call a guy who never admits a mistake, who becomes President of the United States by never admitting a mistake, who then convinces his entire presidential administration to never admit—let alone correct—any mistake, leading to innocents getting life sentences? A sociopath.

Good for Harvard

“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Nayib Bukele theonion.com/salvado...

No American can afford to ignore the systematic erosion of what it means to be American. We are way past political and ideological disagreements. What’s at stake is our adherence to the Constitution and rule of law. What safeguards all of our rights. Without it, we cease to be America.

HE IS PROMISING TO SEND AMERICANS TO FOREIGN DEATH CAMPS. This is it. This is where America ends.

Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man

Meanwhile…on another signal chat

Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy theonion.com/fearles...

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison

my HORRIFYING cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books

New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators theonion.com/new-stu...

Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.

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