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How many points clear on top of the table are Liverpool? #LFC

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Actually got out of bed and did something this morning. 🥇

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hang your local Imperial.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Your outie documented five things they accomplished in the past week.

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

Passion, pride, and the heartbeat of Austin FC. The Verde faithful are back in full force for another season! 💚🖤 #Verde #MLSisBack #AustinFC

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Started playing the guitar again. Gonna call my band Calamitous ORTBO.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Half a marathon number 21.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

NOT NOW INSIDE EARTH

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

i, personally, was rooting for the rule of law

submitted 18 days ago • 18 comments

my thoughts on the Chiefs getting wiped out: at the end of No Country for Old Men, Anton Chigurh, the psychopathic antagonist who was to that point less a man than a symbol of inevitability itself, is hit by another car while driving. Even fate’s avatars are not free from its whims.

submitted 18 days ago • 79 comments

“Per my last email.”

submitted 18 days ago • 31 comments

7 easy miles. Dealing with a little nagging hip pain. Probably gonna be stuck on the bike for a bit.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

10 aimless miles.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

It's February 5th and I had to turn on the air conditioning.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

5 (mostly) easy miles

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

submitted 23 days ago • 212 comments

This is what happens when we turn off the alarm and fall back asleep. 😴

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

My instinct is to make the case that USAID is extremely good, actually. But I feel like it’s more important to say, “What is happening is antagonistic to the foundational document of the nation.”

submitted 24 days ago • 477 comments

4 easy miles (that felt anything but easy).

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

if anyone heard chappell call for a liveable wage for performing musical artists and songwriters at the grammys and thought “what is the best organization i could support that’s fighting for that” that organization is called @umaw.bsky.social

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments

I really don’t think it’s happenstance that pretty much every remaining institutional safeguard broke down within 15 years of Citizens United

submitted 26 days ago • 256 comments

Marathon recovery: first post-race long run.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Marathon recovery: indoor cycling edition.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

If you see this, post a pic from your device without explanation.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

If at first you don’t succeed … smack, smack again 🦪

submitted 30 days ago • 20 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 19 comments

Happy 5th "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" anniversary! #Geology ⚒️

submitted 31 days ago • 69 comments

laughing so hard that Sam Altman needs 100 trillion dollars and 15000 coal burning power plants and all the IP humanity has ever produced to make AI work and then four dudes in China are like "we did it with a chromebook from 2009 and some pringles cans"

submitted 31 days ago • 21 comments

Or, at the very least, a credit on the live album.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

5 easy miles. Still recovering from the marathon.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

BOMF 3 easy miles First post-marathon run was a little rusty

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I love this stupid sport so damn much

submitted 37 days ago • 7 comments

Episcopalians are wild because they're a christian denomination that somehow seems to not have total contempt for the teachings of Christ

submitted 37 days ago • 82 comments

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

submitted 36 days ago • 684 comments

If you went to college 1. What was your initial career goal? 2. Your initial major? 3. If you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. What do you do now? 1. Engineer 2. Chemical Engineering 3. Economics 4. Lawyer

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

submitted 56 days ago • 437 comments

instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is

submitted 39 days ago • 228 comments