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Author of Please, Let Me Save You and "Space Princess". https://linktr.ee/patrickjosephhealy
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Defund the Police. Abolish ICE. Two absolutely great ideas that have never been tried. There are a whole bunch of other bangers too, just ready and waiting to make a better world! De-Schumerize and WIN.

Continuing my MST3k homages to classic Marvel covers, here is the Sci-Fi Channel era, with Mike and the bots being chased through Time and Space by Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @rifftrax.com

Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."

Same! Not a chance we’re going back unless they do an absolute 180 and fully apologize. Even then - eh. Haven’t missed ‘em.

attn: little guys alert

breaking: lazy, limp dicked weirdos see “manliness” in babbling old sack of flesh and his stupid fever dream ideas

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

It's good to be back!

The TIME is now! Help us riff Timecop in theaters nationwide on @Kickstarter - rifftrax.com/kickstarter

The U.S. has instituted a transgender ban on visa issuance and entering the country. Fascism is here. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Can't wait to see this! Such a great conversation!

I see it's time to share this panel again.

The art of war #cartoon

This is excellent, bravo @edgeofsports.bsky.social

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

Do these copycats even ACKNOWLEDGE that he’s a Rock and Roll Martian??

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

Hey, I noticed you made a post about a thing. I take issue with a complete different thing, but this seems like an excellent place to leave my hostility.

Hello! I need a job badly! I am a longtime game writer and narrative designer. I wrote the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden, board/card games, casual mobile, PC/console sims…I’m a character- and dialogue-focused writer who loves jokes and feelings. If you have a remote opportunity please get in touch

"Will you free my Palestine" Sticker spotted in Brunswick, Victoria

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

what a joy and a gift to have learned this very day that the voice of NYC subways is a trans woman! 💌

I remember when "What's the worst that can happen?" was a rhetorical question instead of a section of the newspaper.

Gotta make sure @danielkraus.com sees this: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f... also bravo to the headline writer

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and the rest of Democrats should be left out on their asses. They've screwed the pooch over and over for more weight years. They don't like liberals. Let's stop fucking donating to these idiots.

Recruiting for the Bloods. Also counterfeiting money. My school was fucking dumb.

Share away! Let’s break the pretend law.

Dems are cowards who care for no one but their donors. If they care about slurs they would do more to oppose the appointment of someone like Nancy Mace.

Yeah it was an extra sloppy lick of the RM's boot to imply that the Super Bowl was never on TV before he graciously made it so, for us.

Surely we are now in the Golden Age of Giant Pieces of Shit apnews.com/article/trum...