breaking: lazy, limp dicked weirdos see “manliness” in babbling old sack of flesh and his stupid fever dream ideas - ThreadSky

billcorbett.bsky.social • 27 days ago

breaking: lazy, limp dicked weirdos see “manliness” in babbling old sack of flesh and his stupid fever dream ideas

Reposted from Andrew Lawrence

lol come on

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horror4h.bsky.social•27 days ago

Did someone confuse policy with Onion articles or are these shits that fuckin stupid?

greyboar.bsky.social•27 days ago

Much manliness.

triplesteakguy.bsky.social•27 days ago

by crying extensively at the results of the tariffs, it will enable men to get in touch with their feelings better, thus ending the masculinity crisis (the toxic one)

rocknrollghost.bsky.social•27 days ago

My current level of anger and panic hasn't been this high for the last 11 days.

These assholes keep taking and taking and taking.

russet-burbank.bsky.social•27 days ago

Hard Times (that we deliberately create) breed Hard Men (who we nonetheless break)

russet-burbank.bsky.social•27 days ago

Baby soft hands

prprincess.bsky.social•27 days ago

When I was young we used to say “it’s not the size of the ship that counts, it’s the motion of the ocean.” These fools, starting with the orange one, are on a motionless ocean in a row boat.

alicerabbit.com•27 days ago

This tracks as the economic form of male therapy/punching holes in walls.

beccarinehart.bsky.social•27 days ago

The kind of guy who won’t eat plain sloppy joes because he requires MANWICH.

choppernewt.bsky.social•27 days ago

C’mon, not all of us feel that way.

aaronk84.bsky.social•27 days ago

Man, I read that headline and said my twentieth "what the fuck" of the day.

dinosaursheriff.bsky.social•27 days ago

Because "manliness" means acting like a huge violent child and lashing out whenever someone doesn't praise you for it.

thrymson.bsky.social•27 days ago

Their understanding of masculinity is right on par with their understanding of economics, the bible, the and Constitution.

marmalard.bsky.social•27 days ago

None of these sacks of shit could manage to work even half a day in the trades.

4letterword4nerd.bsky.social•27 days ago

Nothing says manly like wearing your belt around your Adams apple

mstchick.bsky.social•27 days ago

So, wait- higher prices = higher testosterone, bigger peens and muscles? Is the new saying, "Do you even tariff, bruh?"
How exactly does that correlate and why are so many cis men so anxious to suck off Dumpster Fire?

worldswerth.bsky.social•27 days ago

The “crisis of masculinity” is that some men are psychopaths who threaten people and break things in order to feel strong.
These “manly” men make victims of the rest of us.

jkdjeff.bsky.social•27 days ago

Good god. Do these people ever, ever stop to think "is this really what I want to be doing with my life?"

robsco69.bsky.social•27 days ago

slithergaunt.bsky.social•27 days ago

Guy who gets livid over pronouns:
"The global economy should be He/Him, dammit!"

wademeans.bsky.social•27 days ago

Silly me, I’d prefer to have an intact 401(k) than be some caricature of “manly.”

boldlygoinglol.bsky.social•27 days ago

The ones crying about "manliess" always look like they could suck a golf ball through a brick wall.

deephurting.bsky.social•27 days ago

He looks like the Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

boldlygoinglol.bsky.social•27 days ago

"Manly yes, but I like it too!"

smartbunny.bsky.social•27 days ago

How dare you. Oh the painnn.

deephurting.bsky.social•27 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbRLXurhE38

twilightmacaroni.bsky.social•27 days ago

Nothing says "masculine" like overstaying your welcome, demanding gratitude and showing none, faking unearned expertise, breaking shit and insisting it was already broken and that you actually fixed it.

I give you the perfect man:

deephurting.bsky.social•27 days ago

Someone needs to ask this guy what he did with Will Robinson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsMkTmfoNI

checkthatout.bsky.social•27 days ago

I’m gonna start a scam where I tell guys I’ll solve their low T and what I’ll do is I’ll make a model rocket in the shape of a T and have them launch it into the sky, congrats your T is now very high. Keep coming back and giving me money when it comes down.

smartbunny.bsky.social•27 days ago

Pronouns ruined the economy!

bbradley1979.bsky.social•27 days ago

throbbing, engorged, GLISTENING EVEN

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