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My dogs’ personal assistant 🐶 | J.D. from Ark ⚖️ | Music enthusiast 🎶
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

NEW: The Trump admin is officially targeting prosecutors who tried to hold Jan 6 insurrectionists—and Trump—accountable. A new “special project” launched by the DOJ is investigating those who brought the charges in Trump's latest act of retribution.

Finished my first book of the year already (A Separate Piece, John Knowles). It was only a couple hundred pages but it has been a helluva twenty-two days and my brain has needed some time to just not. Five stars. Would recommend.

Children in doctor office waiting rooms are a strong form of natural birth control. Please give them something to do. I am begging you.

I should’ve looked up everyone I was actually following on TikTok on here *before* the app forced me out bc noooooow it’s like I suddenly never followed anyone bc my brain can’t think of anyone.

Sad to lose TikTok but I probably won’t go to it after it “goes dark.” Anyone else?

I’d make a BINGO card for next year but at this point I’m convinced literally anything is on the table.

Hello world, what fresh hell awaits us today?

I see a lot of cats on here but never dogs! So I’m shown the pups of the world some love and showing off my three little loves.

What music festivals are everyone going to next year? So far I’m unimpressed with lineups that have been released. After all the awesome tours this year I’m afraid next year will be rather lacking.

I didn’t know how to use Twitter and I don’t know how to use this but I’m happy to be here.