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[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

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Most relatable dril tweet

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I will not be satisfied until they're printing the full text of the Kyrie Eleison on their bumpers

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How I'm trying to be this morning

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slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings

submitted 8 days ago • 107 comments

I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.

submitted 14 days ago • 70 comments

Hate when this happens

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Wild how Protestant American Catholicism is and how Catholic American Protestantism is. And then there's Mormons.

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"I'm depressed." Clinical, pedestrian, boring, a webcomic would say this "I'm am suffering from The Artist's Melancholy." Baroque, exciting, mysterious 19th century vibes, how Keats died

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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

submitted 33 days ago • 240 comments

And honest, God-fearing American president would greet this news with a gun in his mouth

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The Age of Men is over.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 39 days ago • 1572 comments

This account is now a union shop

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We’ll be writing every day in support of personal liberties. Here’s why workers aren’t persons. by Jeff Bezos

submitted 45 days ago • 61 comments

somehow its possible to feel really lethargic and sad but also gripped with a panicky terror like something awful is about to happen at any second. the human animal is truly amazing

submitted 49 days ago • 14 comments

They lobotomized Grok

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This is it. This is all we need. The perfect app

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Love is so powerful (it keeps JK Rowling away from you)

submitted 51 days ago • 25 comments

Very funny that even Elon's imaginary friend does not like him or want him around.

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the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

submitted 53 days ago • 184 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 55 days ago • 457 comments

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

submitted 77 days ago • 272 comments

I'm a Roman history buff and I can tell you: a lot of emperors did exactly this and they were the most successful ones. Everybody loved them and they all died old and in power. Keep up the good work, guys.

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Damn, they really got me 🙃

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American Exceptionalism alert: our planes don't even need to be in the air to crash, now 💪🇺🇸

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Love to see a 14th-century-ass opinion in the wild

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Me when someone is nice to me one (1) time:

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Pfft, physical media? Gild standard archival methods? That's old news, gramps. We're gonna have Grok put it on a proprietary blockchain. The Grokchain, if you will.

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Should the US bring Gaza, Greenland, and Panama to heel with our masculine military might? This incel podcaster says yes.

submitted 61 days ago • 20 comments

Bullshit plastic-ass looking snow

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Just told my 10yo daughter about Big Balls. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ballskanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.

submitted 62 days ago • 27 comments

I think we should eliminate planes and cars in favor of trains and I think 100% of Americans agree with this stance.

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

You're in Britain, you should be speaking Brythonic

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