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Love animals, like all kinds of music, old & new. Wish U.K. was still part of Europe.
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good morning

Me too Thick twat is much more appropriate

Hi, I'm God. I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone. Fuck you, Donold.

Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro

So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!" I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old." He said: "Did he eat red meat?" I said: "No, he minded his own business."

You first.

Currently appearing at UK bus-stops. More of this pointed ridicule, please.

Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde Hero.

La fusée Starship de SpaceX suspendue de vol le temps d'une enquête

I hear what you guys are saying about the Oscars, and how they're a celebration of life, and the show must go on, blah-blah-blah, so-on-and-so-forth. It all makes a degree of sense, but to me it still feels like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Or in this case, wearing fancy clothes while LA burns.

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up

The Telegraph has finally found some unemployed people it sympathises with

‘I think there is life there. Today’: the race to put a human on Mars – in pictures

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist." RP if Mick is right.

Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy. Please don’t share.

Right?

My cat wakes me up every morning, but today I woke him up🤭

Liz Truss crashed the economy.

A view of Earth from Saturn. Credit: NASA’s Cassini spacecraft

Truth......

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I thought "Good Thing," by the Fine Young Cannibals, was actually "Fruitcake." The song goes "Good Thing, where have you gone?" And I thought it was "Fruitcake! What have you done?" Okay. Just wanted to get that off my chest.

OMG, it is fitting.

Impossible though it is to believe someone greenlit this Freudian monstrosity, it's a real product. www.marksandspencer.com/food/love-st...

The Twin Jet Nebula from Hubble

rescue lynx has her own pet cat 🥹

Word of the Day is ‘hunch-weather’ (19th century): weather so cold it makes you hunch your shoulders when you walk outside.

A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type. The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"

This all day!

Wealthy football team moans about having to play football. Not a dig specifically at Arsenal as they all do this.