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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 5 days ago • 1576 comments

This will go unnoticed but it's a giant bummer in a world that's bummer-filled as of late. ☹️💔

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just catching up on the #SNL50 Homecoming concert from Friday but man, Eddie Vedder is looking like Hans Gruber and it's freaking me out.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis. And this is what the White House is focused on.

submitted 28 days ago • 2368 comments

on the castlevania diet where i eat whatever i can find hidden behind stairs

submitted 369 days ago • 17 comments

WARNING: some of you might not be aware that every "Beloved actors reviving famous property!" announcement for the next 10 days will actually be for a terrible Super Bowl commercial where the actors will look way older than you thought and it's going to make you sad.

submitted 40 days ago • 25 comments

i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.

submitted 45 days ago • 55 comments

These new Oreo flavors are getting out of hand. 🤢

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I'd be okay with the apocalypse if it was a serious one not this silly shit

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Welcome to the American Oligarchy!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

ADL: these college kids setting up tents on lawns to protest a genocide are antisemites ADL: so about the richest man in the world sieg heiling — yea the one who endorsed the AfD in Germany — that was just an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, every one calm down & give each other grace

submitted 49 days ago • 28 comments

Well if the Steelers don't care that they're playing tonight then I certainly don't care either. 👎

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Pearlmania is the voice of so many of us right now. youtu.be/p2RQeNQ-YpM?...

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Skeleton Crew has the potential to pull one of the darkest story turns in Star Wars history next week. 😳

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

This is great. Credit to @brucemccorkindale.bsky.social His Muppet movie mashup art is outstanding.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Thanksgiving!

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Well I went through and deleted all my interactions on Twitter. Reading through over a decade of tweets was actually a fun little trip and a reminder that it used to be a fun place to interact. My account there remains as a hollowed out husk which I think is fitting.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

submitted 106 days ago • 205 comments

Google, I don't care about A.I. and I don't particularly want it involved in everything I do. See you for the Pixel 10 reveal. ✌️

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

Told my boss I was going to be late this morning because there appears to be a massive DDOS attack on me and I am working on shutting it down.

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

This is clearly the most talented Deadpool variant on the bass. #PrimusSucks #StageAE #Pittsburgh

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

🎶Charles in charge of our days and our debate strategy against Kamala🎶

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

Pennsylvania FTW 😐 #Eclipse

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

Let's all take a moment to appreciate the media that continues to "stir shit up." #LastWeekTonight

submitted 337 days ago • 0 comments

That'll do, Larry David. That'll do. #Curb

submitted 337 days ago • 0 comments

The truck driving behind me had headlights so bright that even though my headlights were on, the road directly in front of me was in shadow. We pretty much demonstrated the total eclipse on Monday. #Science

submitted 338 days ago • 1 comment

Am I nuts or is there an issue with the Disney+ app? Watching Echo and I feel like I'm missing entire conversations in ASL that have zero captions.

submitted 424 days ago • 0 comments

Connections is great and I would argue that it's far more interesting and fun to solve than Wordle.

submitted 428 days ago • 0 comments

This place is a breath of fresh air as Twitter gets worse and worse by the day. I only wish I could get all the interesting folks I still follow over there set up on here. 🤔

submitted 429 days ago • 0 comments