pawtez.bsky.social
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Now here's the twist: we show it. We show all of it
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Hopefully a human would stop at the stop sign
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It's Haley Joel Osment
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I always check the end of the tweet and only read the whole thing if I know I'll be thanked for my attention to this matter
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"Less consistently lethal"
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In real life they would have big swinging monster dicks that the Hollywood elites aren't brave enough to show
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Maybe he can jump out of a birthday cake wielding his chainsaw
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If Godzilla was fighting Kong there would be entire subreddits devoted to discourse about their dicks
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youtu.be/iCIgUSNzSKU?...
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sports teams that don't try to score always have the biggest fan bases
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Show him the Seal Mountain Dew commercial and he'll quickly become much more comfortable about the eradication of all seals
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are they implying the problem with his policies is that he isn't going through with them? That's not opposition
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It's right wing propaganda against assisting the poor
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It's easy to make a kitty fast
Just put it in rollerskates
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these guys are the best of the best at identifying fraud and waste
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I knew we were cooked when an acquaintance told me just after voting 'i don't think she's up to the job' but that should be an easy vote to win back as long as Republican clown show take egg is widely publicized
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The Lead (balloon)
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Everything's computer
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there should be an on-demand lubrication app. it should be called Luber
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"we'll be unstoppable"...because we never started
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"carless" was a typo, we meant *careless* ,
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Dad why can't you just say I love you have a great day like all the other parents at drop-off
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Just a smol billionaire trying to fund his own tax cuts
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just smash the buttons and it looks like parappa is having a stroke but you immediately transcend to the highest rappin' level
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"Thank you" for your attention to this matter!
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Don't let RFK Jr see this
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I stumbled upon the pillow fight championship a few nights ago. It's like crossing into a parallel universe
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they just mean 'I sleep 5 hours a night and I'm not dead yet'
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this is what I took from the lyrics but I was always kinda hoping I was wrong
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lmao that's so awful
how is this guy still alive
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Poking electrodes into your pickled brain so a newly developed technology can beam Garfield into your consciousness, on a loop, forever
"we think it's what he would have wanted"
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Scattering your ashes in Jim Davis' backyard
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I have 5 boxes of (expired) cornbread mix in the pantry. I guess one time I said I like cornbread
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the gifting aunt fallacy
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dumb survey bias is a powerful weapon in your arsenal against dumb bosses
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when I saw this comment in my feed I assumed it was directed at the pod save crew
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smol bean AI also serves to further anthropomorphize what is in fact a cold, soulless machine
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Why does this look like the Star wars text
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Gritty undertones means full of references to small rocks
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gritty undertones --> "the words coming out like gravel"
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Looks like you're making a sandwich- Don't forget to add rocks!
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the office chairs didn't hit their sales quota this month
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new Jeep marketing slogan just dropped
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Always wipe after eating soup
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Habeas corpus is the magic spell in Harry Potter that disappears people to El Salvador
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Even before they can talk kids will respond to a question with a noise that sounds like an answer
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Only the bag was frozen