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Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets. He/him.
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Watching the original #aew Forbidden Door on HBO Max. I was there live and it was one of my favorite live events. The crowd was absolutely electric.

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what do you mean 'normal tools'?

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"I'm killing you, Smalls!" - Notorious B.I.G.'s murderer while playing baseball.

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I don't remember saving My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance to my YouTube watch later but it's nice to have waiting for me just in case.

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Shhh, listen and look carefully and you'll notice that it's MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!

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For a very brief time I was a rugby referee and let me tell you: I was fucking awful at it.

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game 7

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Welcome to my brain

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I regret to inform you that I won't actually fulfill any dark prophecy. The demons lack confidence in leadership ability.

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Giving me access to a button maker is a dangerous thing

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I love the anxious millennial cowboy. He seems like such a legitimate dude. I've loved him since he was moonlighting as the young boy for The Kingdom in ROH while being a teacher. Dude deserves the best and healthy plants.

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Holly Hunter is so unbelievably cute in this movie. My stars!

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Thank goodness none of his children were around to see this.

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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

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Yes. Block Vance, make him lonely.

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Bad storm hitting my house right now. As long as I am touching her, she's okay.

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My aesthetic honestly isn't that far off from Hi's in Raising Arizona

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"She has a certain JEN-NAY sais qoui" - Forrest Gump, describing his lifelong friend.

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It's my wife and I's 18th anniversary. She made this art piece of our son and pets for me and I absolutely adore it.

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Now that #spaceballs is in the news, I'm reminded of the time where a friend joked about wondering where Jovial Bob Stine ended up. I replied that Jovial Bob turned out just fine as the writer of Fear Street and Goosebumps. (Bob = Robert Lawrence = RL)

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It's my wife and I's 18th anniversary. She made this art piece of our son and pets for me and I absolutely adore it.

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"She has a certain JEN-NAY sais qoui" - Forrest Gump, describing his lifelong friend.

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Wrestling someone whose clothes/singlet/body smells awful. You're right up in there, breathing incredibly heavily from the exertion. Ugh.

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Interviewer: So what are your favorite Tommy Lee Jones movies? Billy Joel: JFK. Blown Away. What else do I have to say?

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I bought the movie Heat on 4k and immediately upon delivery, I put on the shootout scene to hear how good it was in surround sound.

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24 Hours of La Bouche

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Thousands showed up in Indy

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About to protest. Here's hoping I don't die, get permanently injured, or disappeared!

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While I'm not religious anymore, I wouldn't be the person I am today without the DoC church. Lots of good folks there. This is horrifying.

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Look, if it makes you happy then God bless and enjoy. But I don't think I could be less interested in a TV show than 9-1-1 Nashville starring Chris O'Donnell and LeAnn Rimes.

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"I'll give you something to cry about!" - Me, about to hand a kid a copy of Terms of Endearment on Blu-ray.

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