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paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets. He/him.
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Her: I wonder if he's thinking about other women Him:

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I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

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We honked on Bobo together

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"Welcome to Celebrity Poops! Here are your guests Alfonso Ribera, Elizabeth Hasslebeck, and Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20. Which celebrity will poop first? Who will poop loudest? And who will CLOG! THAT! TOILET!"

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they voted for harris, because rural voters are not a bigoted monolith despite what you've been led to believe. but even if they didn't? they'd still deserve fucking mail service

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Sooooo, I guess there have been some questions even though I thought it was totally obvious but fine, whatever, let's just get it out in the open. You guys *do* know that I'm an Animorph, right?

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Going to bring a sign that says "Get back my favorite jacket that a girl stole from me senior year of high school in 2001" to a Lumineers concert.

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Doge Man (2025)

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Honeysuckle by The Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band is out today! nodepression.com/album-review...

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Every time I see my buddy Eric I make the cunnilingus V with my fingers in front of my mouth. That's a provocative gesture. Bannon straight up did a Nazi salute.

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Marty on the left and Doc Brown on the right. We lost our 18 year old cat last fall and were looking at the possibility of new cats when we came across these two. We fell in love immediately. Named by our son who loves BttF.

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I am so sick of this shit. It’s a Sieg Heil. It’s a Nazi salute. Anyone who sees it knows. It’s ridiculous that legal departments presumably won’t let media call it what it is. Bannon made “a provocative gesture that resembled the salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally”? Fuck off.

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Just saw @combatbaltimore.bsky.social and they absolutely destroyed. Just wonderful. It's so fun being at an all ages DIY venue even if I'm way older than everyone else here. @michaelcerapalin.bsky.social is next!

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I'll stop saying "Hoo boy my dogs are BARKING" while taking off my shoes when I'm dead.

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The new album from Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band comes out in Friday. My favorite band and some of my closest friends. Listen to that antique National resonator *sing*!

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Craig of the Creek is wonderful (plus a soundtrack by Jeff Rosenstock!)

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"Wow, this brown Hulk looks wild. I wonder how he compares to the original brown Hulk" - Colorblind guy seeing the trailer for the new Captain America movie.

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“U.S. Food and Drug Administration employees reviewing Elon Musk’s brain implant company Neuralink were fired over the weekend as part of a broader purge of the federal workforce”

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1. OSHA has ordered the digital and physical destruction of 18 publications on workplace safety practices, according to an email obtained by Popular Information. The email says the publications have been removed from the web and tells staff that physical copies should be "disposed of or recycled"

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IT'S MARTY MONDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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My visit to the art museum was so great because I saw works that were thousands of years old and also work from a friend made last year. This piece, Sigue palante (keep going) by Carlos Rolon really struck me.

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Van Gogh was getting too big for his britches and had to be reminded that #skaandprowrestlingaretheonlylegitimateformsofart

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Now listening to the recording of Iggy Pop live with David Bowie in keys and background vocals. Cleveland 1977, which is much higher quality than the other live recordings included in this set. It's NASTY!

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RIP Marie Curie. You would have been like "Oh yeah, this one is pretty great actually" any time someone plays that song "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus at a party.

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RIP Copernicus. You would have hated HBO's Girls.

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I walked into my senator's office (Young R-IN) to calmly, politely, but emphatically voice my concerns (complete with citations). The staff worker said the phone lines are often not working because the volume of calls are unprecedented. I told the young man that it's a sign of things being very bad

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For the #ska fans out there, the Bite Me Bambi album is out today and it's really good! They're very entertaining live, too. youtu.be/9Tn9nywoJyQ?...

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Roses are red Mojitos have rum You need to leave your man because

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I found myself in a wet paper bag but thankfully I had a David Mamet script in my pocket so I acted my ass out of it.

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