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Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets. He/him.
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Watching the original #aew Forbidden Door on HBO Max. I was there live and it was one of my favorite live events. The crowd was absolutely electric.

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

"I'm killing you, Smalls!" - Notorious B.I.G.'s murderer while playing baseball.

I don't remember saving My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance to my YouTube watch later but it's nice to have waiting for me just in case.

Shhh, listen and look carefully and you'll notice that it's MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!

For a very brief time I was a rugby referee and let me tell you: I was fucking awful at it.

game 7

Welcome to my brain

I regret to inform you that I won't actually fulfill any dark prophecy. The demons lack confidence in leadership ability.

Giving me access to a button maker is a dangerous thing

I love the anxious millennial cowboy. He seems like such a legitimate dude. I've loved him since he was moonlighting as the young boy for The Kingdom in ROH while being a teacher. Dude deserves the best and healthy plants.

Holly Hunter is so unbelievably cute in this movie. My stars!

Thank goodness none of his children were around to see this.

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

Yes. Block Vance, make him lonely.

Bad storm hitting my house right now. As long as I am touching her, she's okay.

My aesthetic honestly isn't that far off from Hi's in Raising Arizona

"She has a certain JEN-NAY sais qoui" - Forrest Gump, describing his lifelong friend.

It's my wife and I's 18th anniversary. She made this art piece of our son and pets for me and I absolutely adore it.

Now that #spaceballs is in the news, I'm reminded of the time where a friend joked about wondering where Jovial Bob Stine ended up. I replied that Jovial Bob turned out just fine as the writer of Fear Street and Goosebumps. (Bob = Robert Lawrence = RL)

It's my wife and I's 18th anniversary. She made this art piece of our son and pets for me and I absolutely adore it.

"She has a certain JEN-NAY sais qoui" - Forrest Gump, describing his lifelong friend.

Wrestling someone whose clothes/singlet/body smells awful. You're right up in there, breathing incredibly heavily from the exertion. Ugh.

Interviewer: So what are your favorite Tommy Lee Jones movies? Billy Joel: JFK. Blown Away. What else do I have to say?

I bought the movie Heat on 4k and immediately upon delivery, I put on the shootout scene to hear how good it was in surround sound.

24 Hours of La Bouche

Thousands showed up in Indy

About to protest. Here's hoping I don't die, get permanently injured, or disappeared!

While I'm not religious anymore, I wouldn't be the person I am today without the DoC church. Lots of good folks there. This is horrifying.

Look, if it makes you happy then God bless and enjoy. But I don't think I could be less interested in a TV show than 9-1-1 Nashville starring Chris O'Donnell and LeAnn Rimes.

"I'll give you something to cry about!" - Me, about to hand a kid a copy of Terms of Endearment on Blu-ray.