paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets.
He/him.
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Hell yeah
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Da monkeys *make love*
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In seats much further down a couple of drunk guys got in a fight. One guy lost his hat in the scuffle and a few minutes after things calmed down a guy took it and yelled "FREE PORK PIE FOR ME!" My buddy and I then occupied the better seats.
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Clutch actor for comedy series set in Michigan
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Me, when I get asked for help moving a couch
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I hope this doesn't get shamelessly stolen online like my ska and pro wrestling hat
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He needs to take a long walk off a short staircase leading nowhere just for show
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Storm has mostly passed but not before she pissed all over the kitchen floor.
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My moustache is much larger but I unfortunately cannot grow sideburns
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You ain't got no place to go?
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Thanks! She's so talented that is absolutely absurd. She sings! She acts! She does crochet! She draws and paints!
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(really, really good, for the record)
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Fuck Trump
Fuck Mike Braun
Fuck Tom Brady
Dip breadsticks in nacho cheese
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... is what your mom says every time she visits
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Made it out okay but incredibly wet
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I'm still friends with people I went to church camp with 30 years ago.
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Bicycle seat covers that look like different types of naan bread.