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pazsays.bsky.social
Talk like Sam Spade, live like Miss Marple. Real life: Buenos Aires. Fiction: debut novel THE SHAMSHINE BLIND (scifi noir alternate history!) from Atria Books
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I mean, they chose to name themselves the Sala Espacial (Space Class) so they're certainly looking follow in and then outcompete Musk's footsteps
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yessssss!!!! May it get to you quickly!!
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whereas Dad looks to be of bluesky age 💀
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That woman clearly goes to another home to sleep every night, far away from that baby
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Given the lack of bags under her eyes, this is actually the only feasible explanation for what is going on in this photo
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did...did RFK's brain worm jump skulls? because I think I see it squirming under the skin of Miller's right temple in that photo
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chard is unfortunately also misspelled
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baby's wondering "who is this guy holding me, who IS he!"
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the proposal was presented to Johnny's mother as "my MALIGNANT plan" and it was explained that all work on the tunnel will be done at four in the morning, continuing to demonstrate that my child has more vocabulary than, perhaps, social acumen
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child spent the walk home explaining their plans for getting a permit from the city, they have a PLAN
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honored to be here to witness your imminent descent into clout-poisoned poster's madness
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Everybody knows that the causal relation between rain and umbrellas is an *inverse* one. I know whenever I bring one, it doesn't rain; but as soon as I leave my umbrella at home, there's a big downpour. Therefore, protests will cause cops to go away; while staying at home will have them run wild.
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ah fuck now I will never be able to unsee this
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oh those look absolutely 🔥, I have eaten all of mine already and now envy your bounty
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I hope so! Mine definitely leaked (...you may notice the "after' photo is plated...) but the final taste was lovely. Hope they're well-received!
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Oh! And a drop of vanilla. I tossed the filling in a bowl before spreading it bt shells. I used lime because it was what I had on the counter, lemon would work too. It was a terrible, tasteless, mushy disgrace of an apple; you might want less citrus juice for a respectable specimen of apple-kind
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I eyeballed it, but for these three I used: 1 medium red delicious Juice of half a lime 1/2 tsp brown sugar 1/8 tsp cinnamon
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Saltcrop by @yumewrites.bsky.social 25 ARCs, ends 6/16 www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...
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He remains the GOAT