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its amazing the way conservative arguments fall completely apart in court when there are actually penalties for lying

objectively hilarious

my friend Heather Flowers just released Fish Fear Me, the game where you can, among other things, lure a mob of a thousand bloodthirsty fish behind your rowboat and then try to swing an anchor at them. it's real good. store.steampowered.com/app/3000120/...

Originalism achieves its final argument: the Constitution is not a living document but rather a dying old man

The Enshittification of Legos Length 41:05 Where did I put my #&$!ing legos Length 15:08 LEGOS GET WORSE! Lego products getting blurrier and blurrier Length 51:53 Letter to Lego® — DIE Length 01:41:52 Hey guys brickheadbrian's wife here. He has been going blind and we did not know. Length 1:20

It’s awe-inspiring how he unlocked the whole system’s capacity for the most shameless bullshit, he’s not John fucking Wick, he didn’t kill the dude with a stray pencil

We're finally gonna get a James Bond movie where the villain is a union organizer

Reposting with alt text: a billboard in a rural community that is white background with blue letters reading: "with fema gone, when communities are destroyed from natural disasters, billionaires can buy the land for pennies on the dollar"

Sure looks like Google News caught the Latin Times using a large language model to write an article picking up on my latest report

Somehow the reasons for fetterman’s staff all quitting are infinitely worse than what I imagined. Incredible.

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

damn all the worst are full of passionate intensity ?? Well let me at least see how the best are doi—… Oh guys. Guys it’s not good

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

#H5N1 #BirdFlu #MMWR human-to-cat/cat-to-human study finally published. Here's what struck me: Dairy workers w/symptoms refusing testing; "uninfected" dairy farm w/reportedly dead barn cats; no questions re raw milk consumption; symptoms in dairy worker including vomiting and diarrhea.

*stares in historian*

Hackers (1995) imagines a utopian alternate timeline where the culture that emerges from unrestricted computer universe is made up of nonbinary lesbians called ‘Mallory Ware’ and ‘QBitz’ instead of balding white guys blogging as Cicero von Hitler

where was our Garou Densetsu Puzzle Bout for MVS/AES starring these little SD guys

everyone has that one coworker who’s always worried they’re going to get fired for showing up to work

Mhhhhhhhh

an ocean of blood that goes down forever #AnthologyofTheKiller

omg it's BB

good morning walls 👋 #AOTK

what the absolute fuck

The delicious, palpable sexual tension between the perfect and the good

anthology of the killer still prevalent in my brain…

Well, here’s The Thing…

The other website is pretty much done

Holy Hell

A comic about the good stuff

JUST IN: NASA says there's now a 3.1% chance an asteroid will hit Earth in 2032, up from 2.6% yesterday. This is the highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received, surpassing 2.7% in 2004

The crudeness of the boilerplate fake performance complaints in these mass firings has an unsettling echo of how the banks in the financial crisis couldn't begin to prove they owned the loans but got away with foreclosing on people's homes with forged or missing documents anyway

8th Cir. holds that the Biden administration's student loan forgiveness plans violated the statute that created the federal loan program. Missouri had standing bc loan forgiveness would cost it interest payments it would otherwise receive from debtors. ecf.ca8.uscourts.gov/opndir/25/02...

extremely funny that the nazgûl ride ‘in disguise as riders in black’ and then this is the disguise

I am continually dumbfounded by the fact that this shit is really happening in real life.

pondering my tool

zeroing in on the minimum necessary number of FAA employees by re-hiring a guy we just fired every time there's a plane crash. soon it'll be a perfectly efficient administration and aviation disasters will only happen on days where one person calls in sick