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“Compliance in advance doesn’t guarantee safety, so you might as well fight”

I hate I can feel myself actively dissociating while reading a headline.

fee fi fo fum I smell christofacism

History teaches us that the way to stand up to a dictator is to fight back against him, not capitulate to him. Surrendering to tyranny invites more of it. This moment we're in should not be met with a "moderate" response. Luckily, some Democrats starting to understand this.

yes! this dude will back down to anyone who tells him to fuck himself! this is the only response worth having!

I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.

HI HELLO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.

If you love your library, listen up…

This is hell

China really upping their trolling game since the tariffs.

Literal N4zi shit. This is a nightmare.

The Librarians is a must-see documentary about the recent history of book banning in the US

There we go. Support this man.

Many products sold in the U.S. are made in El Salvador. In response to the El Salvador president’s statements today, we’re calling for an immediate boycott of all Salvadoran-made goods. Please help by listing any products or brands made in El Salvador in the comments below.

Do a good turn daily.

Century of Socialism™️

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone

This seems right, and all of this is WRONG.

Darth Vader being “gracious” and “not fake.” Everything we’ve ever not liked about him is absent in this scene.

We have the most anti-free speech government in modern American history. (And yet, in true Orwellian fashion, they claim to be champions of free speech.)

Trump administration opens half of National Forests to logging. An emergency order lifts protections on over half of U.S. Forest Service lands as the Trump pushes to increase timber production.

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

If you know of anyone who wants to buy a bunny for their child this Easter, just let them know that my bunny came home from the emergency vet with three medications, recovery food, and a camel hump of fluid in her back, and I came home $700 poorer 🤡

RFK Jr. is an active danger to America's children. Fuck everyone who allowed this man to come to power.

Their name? George … George Glass

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

They go to different schools, you don’t know them

Shopping for an area rug means I can get something for $700 or something fuck ugly

Effective immediately, the government says it will begin screening immigrant social media for activity that officials think indicates support for antisemitism.

WARNER: Can you explain how it helps natl security or our trade balance - I loved your fancy Greek formula which was bad math on steroids - how with a trade surplus Australia got hit with a 10% tariff as well? GREER: Australia has the lowest rate available WARNER: We have a trade surplus!

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen