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*donald trump waving an ancient scroll around on stage* they say i shouldnt read from the scroll of azazel folks. the fake news wants you to think itll release “untold horrors” *crowd goes ape shit* its in aramaic but i dont know, who wants me to read it? *lock her up chant starts*

Quick! Somebody organize protests at the university of Alabama and university of Georgia. WDE

I dont know how WWE escapes the “if you consume this product by this company you are complicit” narratives.

Fun fact, NOAA was partially founded because the US government was losing millions in military aircraft because planes just kept crashing after take off. Ted Fujita (creator of the Fujita scale) discovered it was because they kept launching their planes into microbursts.

The 1920s: Measles, tariffs, European unrest, had to grow your own food if you wanted to be food secure, severe weather would hit without warning…

A sudden collapse would be a real blessing right now. We can’t go on like this.

Cause of death: other people’s stupidity.

Get back on the phone to your wonderful, honest, hard working red state senators. If you want people to die from unwarned tornadoes, this is how you do that.

lol…. It’ll be temporary and it won’t even be that pricey! We promise bro! Keep investing please man!

Guy on Bloomberg just basically said tariffs are fine because energy prices are gonna stay low. I’m not a finance bro so I’ll just take his word for it since I can’t impact it anyway.

Americans in April: “Remember fruits and vegetables?”

How bout everybody calm down and let trump cook? How bout that? We are gonna be rich very soon!

How it started. How it’s going.

Everybody laughed about my envelope of magic beans but we’ll see who’s laughing when y’all are trying to eat your crypto coins.

Good god

It’s pretty funny watching people supported by the empire set out to destroy the empire accidentally.

Almost there.

“Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.”

Some famous tech podcasters talking about how the Tesla protests are one thing but Starlink losing business would be a bigger deal. FWIW- they missed this. It's already happening. mexicodailypost.com/2025/02/24/c...