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Snowflake Engineer. Developer of Polaris. Sometime OpenLineage contributor. Former Amazon, Cruise, and Datakin
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The beatitudes, right here. Those are actual Christian values

"It’s worse than you think because the people running the government seem to have no higher mission than to watch it burn." From genius @brbarrett.bsky.social who cuts through all of the DOGE chaos better than any other person on the planet. www.wired.com/story/doge-w...

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All three kids loved Hamilton at the Paramount last night. The middle kid whined kicking and screaming all the way to the theater, but perked up once he realized it was mostly hip-hop. By the time we left, he was grinning and asking to turn the volume up on the car ride home

The great bilking. If DOGE is a federal agency, it can’t shield its records from the public. If it’s not an agency, then its tens of millions of dollars in funding weren’t legally allocated and should be returned, some contend. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

The lounge chairs and tables at the hotel pool are the perfect analogy for why we, as a society, can’t have nice things

My oldest got his scuba certification today 🥳 Mom got to go with him for his last two open water dives.

Scouts trip to build snow caves on Mt Rainier this weekend. Some of the kids actually got to sleep in their caves

I think it’s weird that the “we’re not a democracy, we’re a republic” crowd is suddenly fine with a single elected individual making unilateral decisions without the consent of congress. Is this not the “tyranny of the majority” that they spent all this time whining about?

Spotify's Kenny Loggins essentials playlist doesn't include Danny's Song and I want to know what the hell they're even doing over there

Got an email from GM about the shares I still had from my time working at Cruise. The shares are being dissolved and I get 1 whole dollar per share. Ouch 😣

Two kids done with cub scouts. One to go.

I’ll never get tired of these

I don’t think my 25 y/o colleagues get my jokes about yak shaving

Blind just casually praying for the deportation of all of our Indian and Chinese coworkers. Some of these chickenshit cowards are eating lunch and laughing with their coworkers as they silently work to get them kicked out of the country

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

I find it refreshing, though increasingly rare, when Christians argue for the things Jesus actually taught

One story, two very different headlines

I get that Elon’s a Nazi and that’s bad, but I’m sad to see how little outrage there is on the shutdown of asylum, the attempt to end birthright citizenship, the anti-trans order, or the anti-climate orders. I must see 10 Nazi salute posts for every one I see about these awful attacks on people

I was thinking about trying out this TikTok app. Where do I download it? Is there a website?

Google Reader people to TikTokers this weekend.

The reason the coffee shop gives you a free bag of beans with the purchase of a new machine is because that’s easily how many beans you waste dialing in the machine.

I finally have the coffee bar I’ve always dreamed of 🥰

This is, or should be, a big deal -- Ann Telnaes, an absolute legend, quitting WaPo due to censorship of a cartoon criticizing billionaires anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

PSA from my 7 y/o Stop littering and don’t be a bad person. You are hurting animals with your litter. So stop littering and listen. I love orcas so if you don’t care your favorite animal will be in danger too

This is not a major accomplishment for many, but I finished ten (non-work related) books this year. It’s been one of my New Year’s goals for a few years straight and this is the first time I hit it.

Every once in a while I check in on Facebook and then I’m reminded why I stopped. These women are in their 40s

All we are is dust in the wind, dude

There’s some concern about the overall quality of the study, but I think it’s safe to say at this point that cyclists will live forever 🚴🏽

Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy. Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨

First ever image of another multi-planet solar system captured by ESO Telescope