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I only eat fish heads and milk
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Moebius, 2003

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

did i leave the oven on

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 56 comments

Mommmmm I'm borrrrrrrred. Photo from my collection, no date.

submitted 47 days ago • 29 comments

Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.

submitted 50 days ago • 49 comments

Man some days you just want to build a cabin and just live off the land. And also the cabin has WiFi and a PS5.

submitted 55 days ago • 129 comments

Mixed up Atlantic City with Atlanta today. Sorry to everyone

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Visited the closed Kwik E Mart & Simpsons 4D attraction in Myrtle Beach. They pulled the character cutouts off the wall, leaving a Milhouse-shaped nuclear blast silhouette.

submitted 65 days ago • 14 comments

help I can’t stop watching this

submitted 80 days ago • 62 comments

My wife, sitting quietly in the living room when I think she’s somewhere else, as I walk in, burp and fart at the same time and go “nice”

submitted 89 days ago • 5 comments

If I did mushrooms with my parents it would change all our lives forever

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

More and more Americans are becoming radicalized when they found out about Lay’s flavors in other countries

submitted 90 days ago • 58 comments

Bud Thon #1985 rb.gy/szevwy rb.gy/ikc4y8

submitted 460 days ago • 2 comments

in this life you can be issued either a silicon kitchen gadgets mom or one of these

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

"Merry X-Mas ACAB" Fire extinguisher graff seen on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles

submitted 90 days ago • 9 comments

i am the grinch, and im here to do the grinch's work

submitted 461 days ago • 0 comments

fuckin harrowing piece. real easy to imagine ending up like this. in this country it only takes one stroke of serious bad luck if you don't have A LOT of money www.esquire.com/news-politic...

submitted 118 days ago • 94 comments

Jokic just attempted a full court one-handed volleyball shot and he missed but it was cool because I don't think I've ever seen anyone try this in a game before.

submitted 121 days ago • 66 comments

Oscar Mayer Sack o' Sauce in a Can o' Meat (1948-circa 1955): A novel innovation, in which a meat product was sealed in a can, along with a separate bag of sauce to accompany it. The idea was to package both together for convenience, but separate to retain flavor and texture

submitted 447 days ago • 46 comments

Holy fuck, Whole Foods union just dropped. 300 grocery store workers for Whole Foods in Philly are unionizing with UFCW local 1776. As far as I can tell, this is the first organizing effort at a whole foods *store,* ever.

submitted 123 days ago • 58 comments

Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.

submitted 123 days ago • 107 comments

Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory

submitted 130 days ago • 250 comments

submitted 136 days ago • 84 comments

imo if you don’t vote you should be able to store up your unused votes over multiple elections then unleash them as one high-powered “megavote”

submitted 148 days ago • 48 comments

Omg, they grow up so fast! They're killing their first industry! 😍

submitted 162 days ago • 39 comments

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

submitted 162 days ago • 74 comments

"Fuck the cult of working hard" Stencil spotted in Wrocław, Poland

submitted 162 days ago • 1 comment

just talking Enrico Colantoni with the gals

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

30 seconds of purring and biscuits for anyone who needs it

submitted 170 days ago • 37 comments

Imagine getting diarrhea from this

submitted 174 days ago • 7 comments

i love that i only know i can order more free covid tests when someone i follow on social media is like "heads up! go to the usps website today!" a robust public health infrastructure modelled on "McRib Is Back"

submitted 176 days ago • 26 comments

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

submitted 176 days ago • 14 comments

The supporter ❤️

submitted 176 days ago • 11 comments

Why the hell did no one warn me about perimenopausal periods? “I had assumed that when the time came my periods would just graciously bow out. That somewhere around 50, they would quietly wind themselves up & then exit my life in a calm and orderly manner” inews.co.uk/opinion/peri...

submitted 177 days ago • 16 comments

Hey Nosferatu

submitted 180 days ago • 4 comments

just gave a moth CTE

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Bleptember

submitted 204 days ago • 13 comments

*extremely Denzel voice* My man.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Probably not great when this guy is concerned

submitted 204 days ago • 5 comments

SHOCKING NEWS THAT WILL SHOCK YOU!

submitted 208 days ago • 64 comments

Uttered the phrase "let's 9/11 this bitch" in session today and my therapist didn't blink an eye. What a keeper

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submitted 210 days ago • 8 comments

everybody talks about vnl but what about us ridge people? how many coats does it take to smooth out the excitebike track on my ring finger this one is for the real heads

submitted 210 days ago • 1 comment

i'm gonna really lose it this time

submitted 210 days ago • 156 comments

imagine being fox mulder and spending your entire life on a lonely crusade with no proof that you’re on the right path, reliant entirely on your own faith. then very suddenly you meet an alien every four days for like a decade straight

submitted 211 days ago • 17 comments

gamefying cancer

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments