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peter.bsky.social
Hawaii-based fiction writer (this is fiction)
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these guys love self-medicating at petco huh

can I interest you in some...

ARMAPRIX is what’s up

Dear children's author, I want to talk to you about kerning.

it’s the season

The best Bluey episode is the one where Bandit and Bingo find an abandoned jeep in the desert containing a skeleton, a bag with $800k, and a sniper rifle identical to the one used to kill JFK

pop shuv it

Geeeewhiz

I’m going back back to Bluesky Bluesky

Skeeeeeeet! ⛷️

If I had the guts I would have punched you in the background

Bluesky? More like bluecake #superbowl

It would be so funny if someone made a joke

How am I supposed to know if you’re high if you won’t even dance?

Chopper city in the ghetto

FOR DUMMIES

“It is difficult to get the news from poems yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there.” - William Carlos Williams

“regular old, capitalist Boomer gal teaching bright and shiny young M.B.A. students”

twerking-class heroes

“Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season.”

ME [not listening]: I know exactly what you mean

Love the smell of chlorine in the morning

✈️🛩️

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We can't rewind, we've gone too far / Pictures came and broke your heart.