pettycriminal.bsky.social
Middle aged Lancashire lad. Automatic door installer. Loves family time and having a laugh. Enjoy beer too much 🍺😋
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I’ve searched for my phone whilst chatting on it and tried to find my glasses when they’re on my head. Looking for a fleece you’re wearing is on another level.
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Yes. Apparently they explode in hot drinks!
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🤣
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😳😂😂
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Shame you have to bleep it out though 😂
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Looking forward to it on my commute to work in the morning.
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You beat me to it.
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Definitely Maybe
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I didn’t know that until I read this fess and I now feel quite ashamed.
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Just do it James, what’s the worst that can happen? 🤷🏼♂️
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I don’t get this. Why create a problem when it seems like he wants to fix something that actually needs fixing??
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I tend to call them piles because I can’t spell that word you wrote and sometimes when I say that word people don’t understand what it means. Piles seems to be the UK recognised term. Sometimes I refer to them as bum grapes or haemorrhoids.
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I hope you’re not an English teacher.
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I’m 3 days clean of X.
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Legend 😂
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😂