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"Skepticism is the bastard-child of progress." -Nigel West Dickens, a literal snake oil salesman, Red Dead Redemption

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I'm skeptical of a burger joint that doesn't ask how you want it cooked, same as an indian food joint that doesn't ask how spicy you want it.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I just realized: I want the toast my mom used to make for me. I don't know how that's different than how you make it now, but I want that. I miss my mom. And I like toast.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

"Wolves in Turd's clothing" -Solomon, GTA V

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I regret to inform you all that Chevy Chase does not live in the town of Chevy Chase, nor is he in any way affiliated with said town. It was also not built to look like his face from above. Save your money on air fare.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

It's the worst July in years...(this is ~10 miles outside of DC)

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"I don't need to be thinkin' about Nuclear War while I'm eating a good ass hamburger." -radio commercial, GTA V

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Naan bread grilled cheese, with cheddar, minced onion and oregano. #stonedinthekitchen

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Images you can hear:

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

"What comes around is all around." -Rickyism

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I wish there was a way to clean my mirror without looking at my own, stupid face.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

If a little person buys a yo-yo, do they cut the string in half, or just stand on a chair? Can you get a yo-yo with a super long string, and stand on a car or a building, so you can yo your yo?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Got it in my head that I wanted a quality yo-yo. Yes, I can just order one online, but where's the fun in that? Some things you need to find in the store. Starting with that premise, you would not believe how hard it is to find a yo-yo in a store.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Cleaning up litter in a local park, wha? And why's it so squishy?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Here's the schwag I got from Medieval Times tonight, outside of Baltimore. Was a fun show.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

My champion, and the King and Queen.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Saw Cable Guy today with my family, inspired us to book tickets at Medieval Times. Yeah it's a real place...

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I also saw a really comfortable chair yesterday.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Saw some old friends yesterday. The little one isn't quite as chatty as the big one.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

The Laundry God has taken his sacrifice, a good Omen for the upcoming year.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

If you lost an RC plane in a park outside of DC in around 2014 or so, I have some bad news... #nolitter

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Pizza bagels, upper left is beef and mozzerella, upper right is red pepper and sausage, bottom 2 are cheese (got a little overdone)

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Biggest problem with the Bible? No jokes. I mean, besides the obvious meta "people think this shit is real" joke.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

My son got me a Klingon Bat'leth for Xmas.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I've got James Brown's Funky President (y'know, the one from San Andreas in the casino, "People people, got to get over, before we go under") stuck in my head. It's been on a loop for 3 days. I've never been so OK with an earworm. It's a great song.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

My wife's new hobby is waiting for me to say something, then finding a way to butt heads with me about it. It's doing wonders for our relationship. For Xmas, I might just get her a gift and then give it to her with the receipt.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Oh man, 12 followers. Just for sittin' here and doin' nuthin'. Feels good man. No. I'm not going to see Wicked. Or watch Arcane. Or play Balatro, whatever the hell that is. In fact, I feel like naming these things in a post is a mistake. Nuking my own algorithm.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

People say your wife turns into her mother over time. After 25 years with my wife, I can say definitively my wife has developed her mother's cackle.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Anytime an election goes badly and you wonder "how could this happen, it makes no sense", you spend the next few months blaming every fucking body under the sun, all you need to know is this: If it's happening against all odds, logic, and even basic math, it's because people with money want it.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Not a fan of winter but this will help😏 😈 I remember which houses had which political signs😉 My dogs and I have silently judged

submitted 108 days ago • 11 comments

Sausages.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments