phil-davis.bsky.social
I'm in my 50s. I play video games on Twitch. I guess sometimes I say funny things.
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I'm too old for any jinx at all, even mid.
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Apparently I've been part of an initiative my whole life.
I will also pee INTO a shower, if someone's in there. Y'know, for the Earth or whatever.
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Got a new dagger, too.
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They're already putting it in their brains, might as well eat it, too.
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Instead of using your time machine to kill Hitler, convince all of Europe to buy all of his art, making him the most influential painter of the early 20th century.
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Where wolf?
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Stoned in the kitchen
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I'm listenin'...
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If it's pissing off the wealthy enough, it's only a matter of time before one of them buys it and ruins it.
I feel like there's precedent for this sequence of events...
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You're a loose cannon! We're gonna have to give you a partner who's either a cartoon dog, a child, or an alien pretending to be human!
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Sometimes I use both...
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Sort of the only play we got left, now.
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Wade Boggs, may he rest in peace.
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Wait, isn't that Enrico Pallazzo?