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Happy St George’s Day, or, as we say in Portsmouth, Happy First-Time Champions of England Day. On 23 April 1949 #Pompey’s 2-1 win at Bolton Wanderers secured the First Division title - with three matches to spare!

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

#Pompey’s Championship position on December 6. And their record since. Remarkable.

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

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Pompey fans have been brilliant this season & have been an inspiration to the players through some tough times. Who could ever doubt it when the fans actually saved it from extinction. 12 years ago today we were admitted to membership of the Football League & finally the fans owned Portsmouth FC!

Reform UK Easter reading: "I was hungry and you said I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said we need an insurance based healthcare system..."

For anyone who needs it, live moose migration (thanks to @scandikitchen.bsky.social) www.svtplay.se/video/KMyV5B...

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

shop.viz.co.uk/viz344bs From 7 years ago.

Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again

Britain's wrongest man rides again.

The Championship is the best league in the world. Currently 19 points between 23rd and 6th. That's less points than the gap between Southampton in 20th and Wolves in 17th in the Prem. 🤣

For the second time in 3 years, The News had two reporters shortlisted for the SJA British Sports Journalism Awards. Please keep supporting local journalism if you can and subscribe to our premium newsletters. We’d like to go back there next year! 👉 www.portsmouth.co.uk/newsletter/p...

We took over the giant screen at Farage’s big rally in Birmingham

Hey, @yorkadventurers.bsky.social, last time we visited you we dropped our Iron Age hoard. If you see it can you send it back to us? Thanks! 🤞🤞

Since @barackobama.bsky.social is now on Bluesky, seems like the right time to post Kehinde Wiley's now-iconic portrait of the former president npg.si.edu/learn/access...

Heathrow substation fire culprit found.

Lovely to be quoted in The Daily Star, a newspaper renowned for its integrity & serious journalism.👍

This is class

⚠️ QUESTION: Has Anyone Seen Nigel Farage? 🚨 If you spot him, please let #BrokenNews know. youtu.be/mi_4Xz9eF-Y?...

*Record scratch*

Will nobody think of the <checks notes> multimillionaire TV personalities? A reported £1.1m every year, from license fee payers. But why not tell the Telegraph "over lunch in Soho" that you resent paying your tax? What could go wrong. 👀~AA

Did you know David Gilmour once sold his £3 million London mansion and donated every penny to a homeless charity called Crisis? He said, "I don't need all this luxury while others are fighting for a roof." No media catwalk, no rockstar egos-just pure generosity. He quietly changed lives❤️

I’ll never forget hearing from people, eager to help & already active in this field, whose calls were not even returned.

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer walks Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to his motorcade after their meeting in Number 10

Brilliant show of statesmanship and solidarity. U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer comes out to greet President Zelenskyy on the street. Starmer posted a clip of this moment on his X account. He stated: "Action, not just words. Britain stands with Ukraine, today and always 🇬🇧🇺🇦"

Be honest, who had "Russia winning the Cold War and installing a puppet president in the White House" on their 2025 bingo card?

On 15 March 1939 Hitler and his deputy summoned the Czech President to Hitler’s residence in Berlin and then bullied him to submitting to a German invasion of his country. They drove him to the point of physical collapse, threatening him until he eventually signed his country’s death warrant.

This is without doubt some chefs kiss stuff

“We’re now going to take a question from ‘TruthSeeker827638’ who writes for Jesustooktheredpill.blogspot.” “Your Excellency. My question is: how is it you’re so powerful and handsome?”

Märket, the world’s smallest island split between two nations, is a 3.3-hectare Baltic islet shared by Sweden and Finland. In 1885, Finland accidentally built a lighthouse on Sweden’s side—but being good neighbours, they simply redrew the border in 1985 to fix it! 🇫🇮🤝🇸🇪

#Portsmouth's Alan Knight narrowly avoids the zombie holocaust. @pompeyhistory.bsky.social @sunderlandafc-news.bsky.social

Wow! What a great cover!

Gangster capitalism. www.wsj.com/business/med...

There's a rumour that Nigel Farage is keeping his head down because he's off to a Trump cheerleading conference over the weekend. I’m afraid I’m being proved right- Farage is far more interested in Trump's success than British security. He is a bootlicker and a plastic patriot.

At night, Russia launched a strike with missiles and drones. Shot down: 158/161 Shahed drones (80 downed, 78 supressed) In addition, Russia launched 14 Kh-101/55CM, Kalibr and Iskander-K cruise missiles and Iskander-M/KN-23 ballsitic missiles. The results of these attacks are not made public.

Donald Trump is the President of the United States and the Spokesperson for Vladimir Putin. Only we in the UK and Europe will protect Ukraine.

For a brief moment at the end of February, every planet will appear in the night sky simultaneously in a rare celestial spectacle. This so-called planetary parade, which will occur shortly after sunset on 28 February, will be the last time the phenomenon occurs until 2040.

More "good" financial news today, so expect another bogus nothingberger of a story to drop later on how Rachel Reeves was once mean to a puppy or some other Bullshit.

In principle there should be a vote in Parliament when troops are deployed. I’m confident all sides of the House are likely to agree with the Prime Minister apart from those Trump bootlickers in Reform.

Vance comes to Munich and lectures Europe on free speech but fails to mention Russia, where free speech gets people murdered. What should have been an important address about conflict is used to push an agenda to Europe's far right. Nobody should trust a word said by his administration.

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

Someone should ask him what the C stands for.

Bojo was sacked for lying as a journalist … Still became PM Grant Shapps had 3 different names… still became defence secretary Nadhim Zahawi dodged tax. Still became Chancellor But it’s Rachel Reeves who was temporarily investigated and cleared who is the problem news.sky.com/story/pm-bac...

🇺🇸 LATEST: America Set To Crown Its First King. All Hail King Elon! 👇🏻 Please like and share this morning’s #BrokenNews report. youtu.be/FtdC5-JDMPM?...