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phildeeshols.bsky.social
I’m good at paperwork and choking on cock
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You know we’re about to be in a recession when Hummers and giant SUVs are making a comeback

I’m an empath, which means the cruel, biting personal attacks I launch at retail employees, friends, fellow motorists, neighbors, customer service professionals and my own (bitch) mother actually hurt me way way more than they hurt anyone else

"If you've committed a crime and you want to confess click yes, otherwise click no. You have chosen no. Meaning you've committed a crime but dont want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home. While you wait why not buy a police cap or t-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous."

Listen up, I'm open to new ideas, but speaking as a patriot I just gotta say this: You cannot, and I mean this, CANNOT defund the blue. There's a thin blue line that keeps this nation intact and we must not let the traitors take that away from us🦅🇺🇸✉️

Sometimes I wish I was in the timeline where Ethan Kath wasn’t a sociopathic, rapist, abuser and Crystal Castles could have lasted a little bit longer

On the 25th anniversary of Final Destination’s release, @mattgoldberg.bsky.social speaks to filmmaker James Wong and looks at the best deaths in a horror series that recognizes the Grim Reaper as the greatest slasher of all time. Read the full story: boxd.it/2sY

Love that Costco was barely busy and yet somehow everyone managed to get in my way

The vibe literally every day now

Swordsman

Dancing Bears, William Holbrook Beard, 1865.

Misc birds

Love my commitment to not listening to any new music in my backlog

There’s dedication like nothing I’ve ever seen over on the hotdog subreddit…

MAYHEM is just The Fame Monster Part 2

Is it synesthesia if I associate sounds with textures?

Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan

Charli xcx’s “Von dutch” would have done numbers on someone’s poorly coded MySpace page

Who keeps making these

Love that pop music is shifting back to sort of techno and industrial sounding stuff. Are we going to have a goth jock revival??

I don't think that's the lyric google

Gay men really be inventing things to torture their balls and asshole huh?

😊

#smokefleet

Agam, Color and Monochrome - Line and Structure, 1962-87 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135009

DONT WANNA SEE TRANS PEOPLE? THEN KILL YOURSELF

Piet Mondrian, Broadway Boogie Woogie, 1942-43 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134740

the four words every girl wants to hear

Sorry daddy couldn’t be here for your medical emergency honey but he had to call an astronaut a slur and then do drugs

idk who needs to hear this but its your last chance to sign up for that webinar

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

🎨 Horatio Henry Couldery (1832–1893) "Cats by a fishbowl"

Be a rebel. Be an iconoclast. Be a white person who doesn’t care about White Lotus.

Happy Saturday!

!Just need a little truck-driving music.! ♪ if you want to be my lover ♪ ♪ you got to get with my friends... ♪ ♪ make it last forever ♪

This is the first time I’ve ever considered a go fund me.

nice argument. unfortunately, i just heated your blood to its boiling point with my mind.

what women really want

lemme get uhhhh house salad and some techno fries