Greeting everyone who walks by with a chipper, "No microwave at the car dealership!" They hug their children close and walk a little faster but I don't notice.
Explaining what he's doing to every single person who happens to walk by during the 45 minutes he's standing there, partially because he's proud but also because he doesn't want anyone to think this is an abandoned hot dog, free for someone else to take and heat in the glorious rays of the sun
But that 45 minutes of tension results in such a release with the first bite of that above room temperature chili dog. It would be cute if the chili dog squirted a little too.
You know they could have waited to eat the hotdog until they got home, they could have asked at the car dealership if they may borrow the microwave in the breakroom that they likely have but it's not about that. It's about the experiment.
For the title “hot dog” into a “Homer Simpson seeing classified ad for free trampoline” filter and use the funniest mispronunciation that comes out in place of “Godot”
Anyways I like it a more optimistic view of the universe than waiting for godot perhaps
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No blame. I’d do the exact same.
Anyways I like it a more optimistic view of the universe than waiting for godot perhaps