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Facebook is trying to sell me Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes but for cigarettes.

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just learning that the iconic canadian prog rock band "Rush" has introduced a devastating 5/8 tariff on all tempo exports to the United States

submitted 4 days ago • 164 comments

These two characters basically have the same schtick.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

hey so me and the other monsters were thinkin maybe you go to a different level. you already killed a lot of us. we’re grievin pretty bad.

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

I guess when she's being emotionally honest you could call her Earnest Borg Nine. Guard lowers a black bag over my head and begins strapping my wrists to the arms of the chair as the executioner takes his place by the switch on the wall

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sitting on my porch with a shotgun to deter anyone who might show up and try to tell me that THIS is the monster hunter game that will work for anyone who didn’t like the previous on.

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Retvrn to this

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Tried to read my noir fiction until it said hushaphone like that's a word you can just drop and not expect me to get curious about history times. Look at this asmr attachment for 1920's perverts. you could ask a dame how many camasoles she's wearing and only get overheard by 12 phone operators w/ it

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

PSA to all speedrunners - PLEASE download and upload all highlights to YouTube. Huge amounts of speedrunning history will be lost if we don't take action. Even if you're under 100 hours, play it safe and download. It's 100 hours for now, but who knows in the future.

submitted 17 days ago • 15 comments

whenever i see someone using an atm or putting their card in the machine at the register i like to see what pin they’re using. that way if they drop their card i can pick it up and immediately start withdrawing money

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Think I'm getting the hang of this thing.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Five thousand years of HERstory

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

This premieres tomorrow (Sunday) at 10:30PM GMT, 5:30PM EST, 2:30PM PST. If you missed the stream, come see how @pizzasuplex.bsky.social, @coollike.bsky.social, @libbycwatson.bsky.social and @rickypeacock.bsky.social fared in the Knightmare dungeon! youtu.be/83L4G3pS6gs

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Dread Delusion kicks so much ass

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the year is 1993. chuck schumer emerges, refreshed, from a movie theater. he has just learned that if you hold completely still a tyrannosaurus rex cannot see you, and he pledges to make this his political philosophy from this moment on. he is 43 years old and in his 4th term in the house

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Join me as I go back to one of the most obtuse TV shows of my youth! Dungeoneer @pizzasuplex.bsky.social will be joined by advisors @coollike.bsky.social, @libbycwatson.bsky.social and @rickypeacock.bsky.social as they attempt to solve probably the stupidest dungeon of all time. 8PM GMT Friday!

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DIAG: FRACTURE MAY 08, 2024 45YO THEM PRESENTED TO ED WITH NECK PAIN. PT WAS IN LARGE SELF-BUILT SPINNING BOX GAME CONTROLLER, WAS EGGED ON BY "CHAT" TO RUN, FELL AND LANDED ON NECK. PT WAITED 36HRS TO SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION. DX: FRACTURED VERTEBRAE

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Trapped in the casino for up to 5 days straight, I must gamble to stay alive. Time is money, after all. Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

Beyond Citadel SFW mod that gives all the characters JNCOs

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Another investor walked away from my “murphy coffin” pitch. I worry that I’ll be dead and in the wall before anyone recognizes my genius.

submitted 630 days ago • 1 comment

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

submitted 57 days ago • 333 comments

Wife suggested the RE4 shopkeeper but he's Senor Cardgage. Flasher coat curled around his shoulders, looking at Leon, "oh salutrations ma'am, can an old man offer you some high ballistics?"

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this isnt the most popular shit post i did on tvitter but its my favorite

submitted 61 days ago • 12 comments

Thinking today about Masato Kato's concept art for Chrono Trigger's characters from before they got Toriyama on board

submitted 60 days ago • 5 comments

Spoilers for the end of the #Destiny2 season thing (also fuck you, Pete, rehire your fucking writers, I'm not buying your shit any more)

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment