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The University Of Cincinnati is replacing all of it's restroom signs with ones that designate use to only biological sex.

More of this. The fuck are you doing promoting a book when the country is falling apart?

If Hades is a game that made you feel seen and represented, it's because of the hard work of the people who contributed their talents. Now we have an opportunity to repay that. Please tell Supergiant that you support striking workers.

5 ads or AI junk posts for every friend update on FB/Insta but at least now metaverse web 3.0 avatars look like fortnite characters from their beta release

i think jar jar binks should be allowed to have penetrative homosexual intercourse, reskeet when you agree

Still waiting to find out who edited this heinous shit

Finally started playing balatro this week and this is going to absolutely tank my productivity forever

A gentle reminder: The only way to be sure would be HIRING SOMEONE TO LOOK AT CHILDREN’S GENITALS. I don’t want people leering at kids’ private areas just to make sure they can do a sport.

Everyone doing the “leopards eating faces” bit, but ignoring that Biden and Harris were actively supporting a FUCKING GENOCIDE, so voting democrat was voting for the leopard actively eating your face, and saying “I’ll take my chances with the other one” wasn’t unreasonable. Fuck you assholes.

Something poetic about Elon's army of zoomer enforcers challenging a Congress dominated by people over 70 busy doing things such as having cancer and falling down stairs

The thing that drives me insane about this is they don’t even pretend to care about everyone knowing it’s slop. They don’t want to even try to fix or hide this stuff. Fuck everything, Jesus Christ.

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

The funniest part about They Not Like Us winning 5 Grammys is that it's not even the best song Kendrick wrote about how much he hates Drake last year lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

"Do it scared" is an amazing bit of advice, only outclassed by "do it horny"

Democrats: "We've got to stop Trump!" Me: "From doing what?" Democrats: "We uhh... we have to stop him!" Me: "Stop what, specifically?" Democrats: "Uhhh... I uhhh... listen we just have to stop him." Me: "Say 'trans person' just once." Democrats: "uhhhh.... uhhhhhhh" *starts throwing up*

liberals are foundationally obsessed with"being nice" and none of the necessary actions at this moment are "nice" so they will do nothing instead

Following a Twitter trend - here’s 15 seconds of our video game 🌱❤️

Tim Robinson should play Peter Thiel in a mockumentary about our current political climate

No guys for real if we lean to the right and say we back cops just one more time we’ll win!

this is our opposition party dawg we’re doomed

we are watching JOHANNE SACREBLU, a Mexican trans woman’s response to EMILIA PÉREZ featuring an all-Mexican cast playing broad French stereotypes as a croissant and baguette heiress face off “France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them

My horror themed bubble tea store went out of business, thought I had a great thing going and a terrific mascot and all, turns out nobody liked the Bobadook

Ordering too much garlic naan is the biggest not-a-mistake I ever made.

this makes me want to kill myself and also everyone else